Sex and the Single Gamer

[Drake the Dragonheart]

wow, I am terribly sorry about that man
So lessons I can learn from this:
Don't go to Quiznos on a date if there is a more expensive restaurant in town
Don't date a bartender
Don't have a bunch of drinks she concocts and then go back to my place
If bringing someone back to my place, hide wallets and shoes
button mashing for the win!
Anywho great article, gave me a few good laughs, that's for sure.

 

[Keane Ng]

Should've taken her to GameStop after Quizno's, Endo.

 

[geldonyetich]

Nope.

The biologically-driven pleasures of the fairer sex are all well and good, but I don't hold them as a very high priority.

I'm a bit of a monk/hermit, really.

D-....Do you want a hug?
Because you and maybe one other person aside from me think that way.

If anything, it seems to me like it's the majority the needs a hug. I like to think of a lot of that sentiment as being driven by peer pressure to prove their machoness.

"Games over women?! No way! I'm 100% man! 101%! 200%! The women can't keep away from me and I can't keep away from them! I'm into women so much I minored in gynecology! What - what have you heard?! I'm not a geek, you're a geek!"

[I can see them as being separate needs: games for the mind, women for the libido. However, when push comes to shove, getting your mack on is a lot more work with higher chance of consequences than getting your game on.]

 

[SirSchmoopy]

Charisma enchants go a long way.

 

[th15]

Didn't Endo say that he was wearing his "Rock out with your Contra out" shirt?

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

All I know is I get none, and I play a lot.
(acheivements)^ (In the Bedroom ;D)^

No I'm kidding my love life sucks...

 

[Aperama]

My heart. It aches for you, my fellow gamer.

All of us shall share a group hug.

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Very funny, great article.

Great article. Good conversation starter.

 

[shirin238]

I so did not see that one coming

I will share in the group hug.

I am glad I am happy with my non-existent love life

 

[Doug]

Yeah... funny, but not really inspiring me, heh.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Yeah, I'm male and maybe its because I'm past the whole teens time, but I'll take affection from someone special over wild anonymous sex with someone I just met every time.

(ok, most times)

(dammit)

 

[Capo Taco]

How about having to choose between affection from someone you just met vs. wild sex from someone special?

 

[kaykhanittha]

Hello,

Do you know where to find different Snake wine ? I already own this one:

http://www.asiansnakewine.com

Thanks for help.

(by the way I found your website on Google when looking for Snake wine bottles)

 

[sorry user name taken.]

I couldn't help but notice that she left your 360. Aren't they worth a little more than shoes?

Must have been nice shoes. Like, you know, dating shoes or something.

jimmy choo shoes

 

[mALX]

Romance can always be met even with an avid gamer, you just have to wait 11 hours and then wait till after either (that) current quest is over, or the console overheats.

 

[mALX]

Hello,

Do you know where to find different Snake wine ? I already own this one:

http://www.asiansnakewine.com

Thanks for help.

(by the way I found your website on Google when looking for Snake wine bottles)

You can make your own snake wine, but you have to use a very young asp.