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Flailing Escapist

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Does masturbation count as sex? If not then I am certainly keeping my music. Chicks can gtfo
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And if it's just one year I could survive with out music.
 

spartan231490

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For the forever one, I would choose the .38 solution. I could not live without either of them for the rest of my life.

For the just one year, I would choose no sex.
 

TheLoneBeet

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I'd give up sex. I've spent too much money buying CDs and instruments to suddenly become deaf to them. I've never spent a dime on sex. That's not the best reason but it's reason enough for me.

Also, when I get angry I need music to help me calm down, if it weren't for music I'd have eaten a shotgun years ago.
 

latenightapplepie

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I'd give up music. Music is just one art. Sex is a seriously important part of bonding with romantic partners and not dying alone. Also, it's pretty fun.
 

mandaforever

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Mackheath said:
mandaforever said:
I would pick sex without hesitation...music is good but Ive never heard anything that sounds better than sex.

then again, I usually go for such long periods of time without sex it wouldn't matter (I'm a single nerdy girl, I never leave my house because I'd rather play video games. Also, there's a SEVERE shortage of sexy nerd guys around. Tragic :/)
Really? Most of my nerdy friends are kinda cute. Maybe you are looking in the wrong places. =o
maybe... seems like where I live may have something to do with that :/

also...introduce me? haha jk..I think...
 

Blow_Pop

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Mackheath said:
mandaforever said:
I would pick sex without hesitation...music is good but Ive never heard anything that sounds better than sex.

then again, I usually go for such long periods of time without sex it wouldn't matter (I'm a single nerdy girl, I never leave my house because I'd rather play video games. Also, there's a SEVERE shortage of sexy nerd guys around. Tragic :/)
Really? Most of my nerdy friends are kinda cute. Maybe you are looking in the wrong places. =o
That's sad. I know a lot of sexy nerdy guys........


OT:
For the first question and the second question, much as I love sex I'd rather go without sex than music. Music is my life and my passion. Plus it's pretty hard to dance....well to do the dancing I do, without music. And music tends to be an escape for me....
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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Music. And isn't this in the wrong place? I mean, its not a forum game...
Anyway: I hate contact with people and I see it only as an act to create babies.

When I think of female genitals, I see a baby's head bursting out of one amidst screams.... *shudder*
But yeah: music is a huge part of my life. I'm one of those people who still walks into a brick and mortar music store and searches high and low for treasures. If I'm awake, I'm probably listening to music. I listen to music until I'm so tired that it's making sleeping hard for me and thus causing me physical pain almost every night.
So yeah: thing I don't want anyway/seems disgusting to me vs something I absolutely love. Guess which wins?
 

BlueMage

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A Raging Emo said:
I dunno. So far, every person I've had sex with (Both in an out of a relationship) has ended up messed up and hurt me even more (Emotionally). So, because I also play a multitude of instruments, I'm going to have to say I'd rather be able to listen to music, as music and playing music has always been there for me, but sex and relationships have near ruined me.
Maybe you just suck at relating to people and as a consequence attract other people who suck at relating?

Also, for the rest, I stand by my earlier comments. Either that, or video games have somehow neutered almost the lot of you. "Ew, sex is icky!"

No, icky is sliding a very thin metal tube between cells in your dermal and sub-dermal layers and then delivering by pressure a fluid containing DEAD FRIGGING BACTERIUM. That, dear friends, is icky. Sex is just, at times, sticky. Well, the aftermath is, certainly.
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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BlueMage said:
A Raging Emo said:
I dunno. So far, every person I've had sex with (Both in an out of a relationship) has ended up messed up and hurt me even more (Emotionally). So, because I also play a multitude of instruments, I'm going to have to say I'd rather be able to listen to music, as music and playing music has always been there for me, but sex and relationships have near ruined me.
Maybe you just suck at relating to people and as a consequence attract other people who suck at relating?

Also, for the rest, I stand by my earlier comments. Either that, or video games have somehow neutered almost the lot of you. "Ew, sex is icky!"

No, icky is sliding a very thin metal tube between cells in your dermal and sub-dermal layers and then delivering by pressure a fluid containing DEAD FRIGGING BACTERIUM. That, dear friends, is icky. Sex is just, at times, sticky. Well, the aftermath is, certainly.
How about sticking a fleshy tube/appendage with many nerve endings in to a liquid filled (acidic liquid) hole with many nerve endings on the walls, ending in the release of microspoic automatons carrying a warhead (of sorts) carrying the male's DNA?

I see NOTHING appealing in that.
 

BlueMage

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Troublesome Lagomorph said:
BlueMage said:
A Raging Emo said:
I dunno. So far, every person I've had sex with (Both in an out of a relationship) has ended up messed up and hurt me even more (Emotionally). So, because I also play a multitude of instruments, I'm going to have to say I'd rather be able to listen to music, as music and playing music has always been there for me, but sex and relationships have near ruined me.
Maybe you just suck at relating to people and as a consequence attract other people who suck at relating?

Also, for the rest, I stand by my earlier comments. Either that, or video games have somehow neutered almost the lot of you. "Ew, sex is icky!"

No, icky is sliding a very thin metal tube between cells in your dermal and sub-dermal layers and then delivering by pressure a fluid containing DEAD FRIGGING BACTERIUM. That, dear friends, is icky. Sex is just, at times, sticky. Well, the aftermath is, certainly.
How about sticking a fleshy tube/appendage with many nerve endings in to a liquid filled (acidic liquid) hole with many nerve endings on the walls, ending in the release of microspoic automatons carrying a warhead (of sorts) carrying the male's DNA?

I see NOTHING appealing in that.
Then clearly, you're not considering the after effects of jiggling that fleshy appendage back and forth inside the acidic environment described. Also, it's not always acidic. Anyways, where was I? Ah yes, jiggling the fleshy appendage back and forth, until the warhead erupts in a spray of wriggling DNA.

And then you cuddle afterwards and feel like the world could end and that'd be fine.

'scuse me, something I've got to do.
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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BlueMage said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
BlueMage said:
A Raging Emo said:
I dunno. So far, every person I've had sex with (Both in an out of a relationship) has ended up messed up and hurt me even more (Emotionally). So, because I also play a multitude of instruments, I'm going to have to say I'd rather be able to listen to music, as music and playing music has always been there for me, but sex and relationships have near ruined me.
Maybe you just suck at relating to people and as a consequence attract other people who suck at relating?

Also, for the rest, I stand by my earlier comments. Either that, or video games have somehow neutered almost the lot of you. "Ew, sex is icky!"

No, icky is sliding a very thin metal tube between cells in your dermal and sub-dermal layers and then delivering by pressure a fluid containing DEAD FRIGGING BACTERIUM. That, dear friends, is icky. Sex is just, at times, sticky. Well, the aftermath is, certainly.
How about sticking a fleshy tube/appendage with many nerve endings in to a liquid filled (acidic liquid) hole with many nerve endings on the walls, ending in the release of microspoic automatons carrying a warhead (of sorts) carrying the male's DNA?

I see NOTHING appealing in that.
Then clearly, you're not considering the after effects of jiggling that fleshy appendage back and forth inside the acidic environment described. Also, it's not always acidic. Anyways, where was I? Ah yes, jiggling the fleshy appendage back and forth, until the warhead erupts in a spray of wriggling DNA.

And then you cuddle afterwards and feel like the world could end and that'd be fine.

'scuse me, something I've got to do.
Sounds unpleasant. You know, making all that contact with a disgusting meatbag.
 

BlueMage

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Troublesome Lagomorph said:
BlueMage said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
BlueMage said:
A Raging Emo said:
I dunno. So far, every person I've had sex with (Both in an out of a relationship) has ended up messed up and hurt me even more (Emotionally). So, because I also play a multitude of instruments, I'm going to have to say I'd rather be able to listen to music, as music and playing music has always been there for me, but sex and relationships have near ruined me.
Maybe you just suck at relating to people and as a consequence attract other people who suck at relating?

Also, for the rest, I stand by my earlier comments. Either that, or video games have somehow neutered almost the lot of you. "Ew, sex is icky!"

No, icky is sliding a very thin metal tube between cells in your dermal and sub-dermal layers and then delivering by pressure a fluid containing DEAD FRIGGING BACTERIUM. That, dear friends, is icky. Sex is just, at times, sticky. Well, the aftermath is, certainly.
How about sticking a fleshy tube/appendage with many nerve endings in to a liquid filled (acidic liquid) hole with many nerve endings on the walls, ending in the release of microspoic automatons carrying a warhead (of sorts) carrying the male's DNA?

I see NOTHING appealing in that.
Then clearly, you're not considering the after effects of jiggling that fleshy appendage back and forth inside the acidic environment described. Also, it's not always acidic. Anyways, where was I? Ah yes, jiggling the fleshy appendage back and forth, until the warhead erupts in a spray of wriggling DNA.

And then you cuddle afterwards and feel like the world could end and that'd be fine.

'scuse me, something I've got to do.
Sounds unpleasant. You know, making all that contact with a disgusting meatbag.
Well, if you're going to go all "I'm so robotic one zero one one zero" I'll have you know I build robots, so you're still someone's ***** :p

Control systems too. Trust me, when you deal with machines constantly, you end up craving the meatbag interaction. Unless you insist that you're part of a forerunner of the Cult Mechanicus. Gimme some of that High Gothic!
 

StormShaun

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This may sound a bit...well not normal, but deal with it.

For a year: I would choose sex because at this time of life I would not have sex, I would prefer music, also I would have to find someone I love and marry to have sex.

Forever: I would have to give up music because if I find a person if I truly love and marry her the thing I would want to do is make love to her, I would prefer to become one with someone over music, love over music!

And yes im a christain...I hope their is no problem.
 

apex2000

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I must say i do not listen to a large amount of music, and my memory has most of favourite melodys applied to it.

So i think i would sacrifice the Music (define music anyways, does that include acapella, can someone who is tone deaf hmm or whisle or doo doo doo wah, it)
Also define music we like? what if it just indifferent music, what if you learn to like it, does it suddenly go mute on you? I mean ther millions of songs and genres, is ther a time limit, cud you hear a song once, then it go mute, so you have to keep finding new songs.


Also judging from the description, sacrificing sex means mutaliation, i.e. loss of body part,so its effects are much further reaching that just intercourse.
... so yeah i guess i would learn to like poetry (songs with out music)to not be disfigured.