Sex-Workouts. A good idea?

[Fern Williams]

I think sex its self is a great workout. I would love to use sex as a workout. <.< However i think you might be on to something with your idea about working out with just the stimulation. I could see how this could work.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

You could also have sex. Two birds with one stone! Amazing!

 

[Aethren]

Isn't sex itself a workout? Screw the gym, hit up a brothel or your childhood friend who totally doesn't have a crush on you but is always by your side anyway.

 

[The Lugz]

I probably shouldn't, but I'm going to...
there is a way to orgasm doing iron cross chin-ups because of the way our lower abs / hip flexors interact with he soft tissues down there
( that's the one where you raise your legs up to the bar )
those:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_flexors

I did it entirely by accident once, and then deliberately ... enough times
the only problem is it tends to clench up your muscles, and is probably not good for you at all
Disclaimer:
I take absolutely no responsibility for people falling off chin-up bars.

also, here's a woman that did it too:
http://tnation.t-nation.com/free_online_forum/sports_women_training_performance_sorority/roman_chair_orgasm

so, people have been doing this a while lol!

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Is it a bad thing that one of the things that I first thought of when I saw this thread was Brazilian Jiu Jitsu?

Spoiler

I'm pretty sure just about every hetero male BJJ fan has had at at least one point, fantasized about a hot chick putting them in a triangle choke.

 

[smearyllama]

I did this once to help me get my homework done. It worked a bit too well.

But it's hard to write with just one hand...

OT: Well, OP you're thinking. Put a little more thought into it, and you may have something here.
I will say that this is the type of exercise you'll want to confine to your own hoe, though.

 

[Viking Incognito]

I did this once to help me get my homework done. It worked a bit too well.

Please go on. Seriously, I am awful at getting my homework done, this could save my academic future.

 

[keve4433]

You know I would at least be willing to try it...at home...alone.

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

You know that thing when you climb up a pole or rope and you get that sort of tingly feeling in your crotch? Ever had that as a boy? No?

Spoiler: Have a nice day then

Unless you're a girl I'd be seriously surprised if you didn't, because all boys love climbing rope and poles.

Essentially what this feeling leads to is that you could climb pretty much all day. Here's the thought now: I think sexual stimulation could be used quite effectively for working out, maybe if there was a sort of more mechanical or advanced method available. Sex itself can be a great workout, but working out with simple stimulation could work for more specialized training, or get people fit that desperately need to. Exactly how these machines would work I don't know, but I'm sure someone could think of something. Maybe even just an influx of chemicals.

It combines two awesome things at once, and for some reason the body's threshold for pain is increased by like a zillion if you're being stimulated (all my left handed man-children would probably agree).

Marketing the devices could be tricky I guess, especially in NA.

I'm not serious about this, just a thought. So, could it work?

You're a sick bastard... but I like the way you think.

 

[Caligulust]

I personally would have referred to it as sexercise.


I honestly think I'd become too distracted for it to be useful. Though, that's just me.

 

[Brotherofwill]

... Here's the thought now: I think sexual stimulation could be used quite effectively for working out...

Wouldn't that make gyms like a big building where people go to lose weight by publicly masturbating?

Gotta think these things through, buddy. Also, why is most of your post in a spoiler?

Yes it would. I was thinking more along the lines of personal training machines for home use but whatever. I mean there's brothels and clubs with dark rooms so I could see the market for a sex gym XD.

Spoiler because it's dirty and if you don't dig the first sentence I don't wanna ruin anyone's precious mind.

You're a sick bastard... but I like the way you think.

Thanks.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Ropeburn, no thanks.

Sexercise, on the other hand, I'm entirely for!

 

[Aphex Demon]

Problem solved.

 

[Plurralbles]

girls like sitting on running dryers..


Not much of a workout...

But I can understand the idea of rubbing your balls on everything.

 

[Micalas]

... Here's the thought now: I think sexual stimulation could be used quite effectively for working out...

Wouldn't that make gyms like a big building where people go to lose weight by publicly masturbating?

Gotta think these things through, buddy. Also, why is most of your post in a spoiler?

Shit man, I already do that and society hasn't even evolved to my level yet.

My idea for a good exercise is where you do sit-ups while a person stands, semi-squatting over you and you slam your face into their taint. Now that's a workout!

 

[AshleySeger]

internet fax [http://www.metrofax.com/]: I have to say I like the homework angle as well. I think I would be doing a lot more homework once I have this sex-ercise thing figured out.

Nice.

 

[SilentCom]

I'm a guy and I like to climb various different things, although I do not get an erection from climbing a rope... I actually prefer using my arms and don't use my legs when climbing, this way I get a better work out and stronger arms. I don't really see how a guy would get a sexual high from climbing unless he rubs his crouch all over what he's climbing...

 

[BabyRaptor]

I thought this thread was going in a way different direction to be honest.

OT: I don't know I can't really see any workouts that we could do other than humping a pole or climbing a rope unless we get a new type of chair that you sit in to lift and there is a pole between your legs and it moves as you lift but that's a weird idea so I don't think it'll catch on.

Heh, me too. I thought it was going to be about workouts while having sex. >_>

Me three. Don't feel bad.

 

[Zipa]

I thought this thread was going in a way different direction to be honest.

OT: I don't know I can't really see any workouts that we could do other than humping a pole or climbing a rope unless we get a new type of chair that you sit in to lift and there is a pole between your legs and it moves as you lift but that's a weird idea so I don't think it'll catch on.

Heh, me too. I thought it was going to be about workouts while having sex. >_>

Me three. Don't feel bad.

I did as well lol so you are far from alone.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

As far as I know, you become aware of your ability to be aroused at about 4 or 5, but it takes until puberty to actually "work", if you know what I mean.

Freud put it even earlier than that, at the Phallic stage of development - where the Oedipus and the Elektra complex start.

Not a particularly pleasant thought, but then most of the human body isn't.

I can confirm this (the 4 or 5) thing if memories from when I was that young are accurate. What? What? I AM NOT ASHAMED OF MY BODY.