Sexual Experiences you've always wanted to try

[mateushac]

The only thing I really want to try is a threesome. I've already at least tried every single one of the other things I had any curiosity about.

EDIT:

Sex on a trampoline, girl on top. The ultimate ride. If I had a girlfriend I'd be doing it right now.

Never mind, I want this too!

 

[Spade Lead]

My favorite position is anal, but I can't have that because my penis is too big for my girlfriend. I miss it more than I want to try anything else.

Less a position and more a type of sex... fairly certain you can do anal in as great a variety of positions as vaginal sex.

Very true, but I would take plain old vanilla doggy-style anal over not having it ever again...

 

[SonicWaffle]

I know of an escapist who tried to have sex while driving a car.

Well that's a pretty fucking stupid idea. If we don't allow people to drive while using a phone because it's "too distracting", a pair of tits bouncing in your face is just begging for a car crash.

You could tell Aylaine that yourself

I have no idea who that person is, being a relatively minor player in this community who most people have never heard of and who struggles to remember other Escapists' names, so it might not be the best idea for me to start PMing a complete stranger to hassle them over their disregard for road safety

 

[SonicWaffle]

Your boyfriend sounds pretty lucky. Except for the pegging thing. Having a doctor shove what I'm pretty sure was most of her upper body into my ass proved conclusively that I'm not into butt stuff.

Arm? Pffft. Newbie.

Come back after you've had a colonoscopy, where not only do they have a little claw that grips and tears the lining of your bowel, not only do they shove about a hundred miles of cable up you, not only does the sedative refuse to take hold until halfway through the extremely uncomfortable procedure, but worst of all they lie you on your side and put a monitor in front of you so you can see exactly what's happening inside you.

It's fucking horrifying.

Anal is really fucking unpleasant sometimes, even for the guy. It's all about relaxation and holy shit I sound so creepy I'm going to stop now.

I dunno, I never found it that unpleasant. Not even all that different from vaginal. In my experience, contrary to the myth, it seems to be women who enjoy anal the most.

 

[SonicWaffle]

Well, there is one thing I have always fantasized about which is obviously completely impossible (sigh).

Having sex while being the woman in the situation.

There's a certain sect of fundamentalist Christianity - possibly a parody, but Poe's Law is fully in force here so who knows? - that states all sex should be (in the mind at least) with Christ. So women close their eyes and pretend jesus is railing them, which I guess sounds easy if disturbing. Where it gets weird is that men have to imagine themselves as the woman being penetrated by some God-cock. I have no idea how that would work, but you could maybe give it a try!

Well, you know. Without the creepy religious part.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

OH BOY I AM HAVING THIS CONVERSATION 8D
From what I can tell, we are talking about exactly the same thing, just using two different names for it. Orgasm control can be done alone or with a partner, but I would imagine it's harder (HA!) to do by yourself, largely because of whether or not the Controlled has the patience for it. Hence, I would prefer to have a partner to monitor it from the outside because I have almost no patience or willpower naturally.

I thought his had something to do with kegel muscle control. Which I found amusing since I thought the kegel was a vaginal muscle. I guess it serves some other function in men having to do with orgasms.

(I'm having fun with this, is it obvious?)
The appeal, to my understanding, has to do mainly with frustration. That is, a buildup of sexual energy and arousal without any actual release. The person being dominated might actually have orgasms, but they would be so focused on not giving themselves away that they couldn't let go and fully enjoy themselves. The idea here is that when you finally get your poor little toy home, they will have been driven to a garment-rending lust. But then, if you started edging them, that'd just be mean. >:3

Ah. Yeah, I mostly find frustration unpleasant. For the same reason I don't enjoy receiving pain - it takes me out of the experience rather than enhancing it.

My spouse, on the other hand, enjoys those sorts of things more... I may have to try something like that. ^^

OH BOY I AM... actually, now it's my turn to not get the appeal. What's the point of pretending to be someone else? Like, the "sexy librarian" thing for example. To my reckoning, the appeal there would be having your little adventure in a library. Or maybe I'm just projecting my public fantasies. And more generally, the conventional fantasy roles all strike me as some form of Domination/submission or another, with the role changing the relationship. And if D/s is your aim, why bother with the roleplaying?

Sexy librarian? Pfft. Boring.

No, see, my spouse and I are avid gamers (I'm posting on the Escapist, so there's a bit of 'duh' there I realize), particularly table top gamers (like D&D/Pathfinder). In addition to weekly games with friends, we also run solo games for one another that are often more character focused. I'm a big fan of romance novels, so a year and a half ago my spouse ran a game for me based on my favorite romance novel series. Or, more famously on this site, my spouse loved Mass Effect 2, but unlike me didn't have the patience to play ME1 on a PC. Therefore, I worked up a table top system and ran Mass Effect 1 from start to finish with my spouse playing Shepard. During that game, Shepard romanced Tali (because like so many fans, my spouse was attracted to her early on). I'm pretty good at imitating voices, so I pulled off a good facsimile of Tali's voice.

So yeah, when I talk about roleplaying as bedroom play, I mean people like Tali'zora vas Normandy or Korin (the party healer from our current game) sleeping with Commander Shepard or the Chosen of Susaku.

My spouse and I are very method in our acting. We really get into our gaming characters. And no, there are no dice in the bedroom - just us playing our characters.

And, to answer your question, no, D/s isn't the goal. Except that time with the Devil Brothel, I don't think domination and submission has ever come into it. S&M does sometimes, but that has more to do with a couple of my spouse's characters liking pain than anything else.

Mostly it's just fun. We're both writers, so getting into our character's heads is fun. Plus, while most games have to stop at the bedroom door, this lets us explore another side to our characters - be they original or not.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

I dunno, I never found it that unpleasant. Not even all that different from vaginal. In my experience, contrary to the myth, it seems to be women who enjoy anal the most.

Eh, depends on the woman, and depends on relaxation, lube, and position. Someone above mentioned "vanilla doggy style anal" and I cringed a little. That's like the least comfortable position for it, IMO. I'd much rather have anal while lying on my back with my legs up. More comfortable and more likely to result in orgasm. Yay!

 

[6_Qubed]

OH BOY THE CONVERSATION CONTINUES 8D

OH BOY I AM HAVING THIS CONVERSATION 8D
From what I can tell, we are talking about exactly the same thing, just using two different names for it. Orgasm control can be done alone or with a partner, but I would imagine it's harder (HA!) to do by yourself, largely because of whether or not the Controlled has the patience for it. Hence, I would prefer to have a partner to monitor it from the outside because I have almost no patience or willpower naturally.

I thought his had something to do with kegel muscle control. Which I found amusing since I thought the kegel was a vaginal muscle. I guess it serves some other function in men having to do with orgasms.

Sadly, the only mention of men and kegels I've ever heard was a comedian mentioning that in men it actually increases their orgasm, and that he does 5,000 a day. "You laugh, but I can knock the lamp off the bedside table."

(I'm having fun with this, is it obvious?)
The appeal, to my understanding, has to do mainly with frustration. That is, a buildup of sexual energy and arousal without any actual release. The person being dominated might actually have orgasms, but they would be so focused on not giving themselves away that they couldn't let go and fully enjoy themselves. The idea here is that when you finally get your poor little toy home, they will have been driven to a garment-rending lust. But then, if you started edging them, that'd just be mean. >:3

Ah. Yeah, I mostly find frustration unpleasant. For the same reason I don't enjoy receiving pain - it takes me out of the experience rather than enhancing it.

My spouse, on the other hand, enjoys those sorts of things more... I may have to try something like that. ^^

Hmm. Maybe you're dominant? I've heard that there are Doms who sadly cannot receive as well as they can give, illustrated to humorous effect here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyP4pgxaL9w]. Link is probably NSFW, but why would you be talking about this at work.

OH BOY I AM... actually, now it's my turn to not get the appeal. What's the point of pretending to be someone else? Like, the "sexy librarian" thing for example. To my reckoning, the appeal there would be having your little adventure in a library. Or maybe I'm just projecting my public fantasies. And more generally, the conventional fantasy roles all strike me as some form of Domination/submission or another, with the role changing the relationship. And if D/s is your aim, why bother with the roleplaying?

Sexy librarian? Pfft. Boring.

No, see, my spouse and I are avid gamers (I'm posting on the Escapist, so there's a bit of 'duh' there I realize), particularly table top gamers (like D&D/Pathfinder). In addition to weekly games with friends, we also run solo games for one another that are often more character focused. I'm a big fan of romance novels, so a year and a half ago my spouse ran a game for me based on my favorite romance novel series. Or, more famously on this site, my spouse loved Mass Effect 2, but unlike me didn't have the patience to play ME1 on a PC. Therefore, I worked up a table top system and ran Mass Effect 1 from start to finish with my spouse playing Shepard. During that game, Shepard romanced Tali (because like so many fans, my spouse was attracted to her early on). I'm pretty good at imitating voices, so I pulled off a good facsimile of Tali's voice.

So yeah, when I talk about roleplaying as bedroom play, I mean people like Tali'zora vas Normandy or Korin (the party healer from our current game) sleeping with Commander Shepard or the Chosen of Susaku.

My spouse and I are very method in our acting. We really get into our gaming characters. And no, there are no dice in the bedroom - just us playing our characters.

And, to answer your question, no, D/s isn't the goal. Except that time with the Devil Brothel, I don't think domination and submission has ever come into it. S&M does sometimes, but that has more to do with a couple of my spouse's characters liking pain than anything else.

Mostly it's just fun. We're both writers, so getting into our character's heads is fun. Plus, while most games have to stop at the bedroom door, this lets us explore another side to our characters - be they original or not.

I can understand getting into a character's head, though in the more conventional sense- My last character in Skyrim, "Tabby", was a Khajit lass from a noble family whom, after a string of traumas and humiliations such as losing everything she brought with her to Skyrim and receiving a nasty scar across her nose from a sabercat (long story), finally snapped at Helgen after nearly getting killed and then abandoned by Ulfric. Seeking shelter with the imperial by accident, she grabbed the biggest and scariest weapon and armor she could find, so as not to appear "soft". Thus began the tale of my Heavy Armor/Two-Handed/Restoration specialist. I seriously considered writing out her adventures journal-style, but by then I was too far down the rabbit hole.

...Gone off on a tangent.

ANYWAY I gotta admit, I was more impressed by the whole "adapting ME to tabletop" to really read the rest of that paragraph. Best I can ever do is think up additional house rules to existing games.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

OH BOY THE CONVERSATION CONTINUES 8D
Hmm. Maybe you're dominant? I've heard that there are Doms who sadly cannot receive as well as they can give, illustrated to humorous effect here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyP4pgxaL9w]. Link is probably NSFW, but why would you be talking about this at work.

Perhaps you missed the part somewhere above where I mentioned being a amateur Dominatrix (that is, I do it for fun with my spouse, not for profit somewhere people might pay me).

And actually, I wrote my previous post at work. While my students were taking a test, actually.

I can understand getting into a character's head, though in the more conventional sense- My last character in Skyrim, "Tabby", was a Khajit lass from a noble family whom, after a string of traumas and humiliations such as losing everything she brought with her to Skyrim and receiving a nasty scar across her nose from a sabercat (long story), finally snapped at Helgen after nearly getting killed and then abandoned by Ulfric. Seeking shelter with the imperial by accident, she grabbed the biggest and scariest weapon and armor she could find, so as not to appear "soft". Thus began the tale of my Heavy Armor/Two-Handed/Restoration specialist. I seriously considered writing out her adventures journal-style, but by then I was too far down the rabbit hole.
...Gone off on a tangent.

Actually, I think we might have had an evening where our Skyrim characters hooked up - that is, my Dragonborn and my spouse's Dragonborn. Or we might have just joked about that one - I know we did that with Dragon Age Origins, though.

Those were never as long term as Tali/Shepard though. We actually have a framed fan-art of Tali in the bedroom from then. ^^

ANYWAY I gotta admit, I was more impressed by the whole "adapting ME to tabletop" to really read the rest of that paragraph. Best I can ever do is think up additional house rules to existing games.

Thanks! I'm honesty surprised you didn't hear about it - I was gushing about it for months on the Escapist forums.

I basically took Pathfinder (my go-to answer to all RPG needs) and rearranged it to gun based combat (there are already cover rules for arrows, but no one ever uses them because arrows kinda suck in a game where everything wants to hit you with a sword or bit your face). Converted some existing spells into Biotics and Tech powers, stated up the main races (Quarians get +2 Dex and Int, but -2 Con), and bought some miniatures (Star Wars battle droids look an awful lot like Geth - almost like Bioware was recycling something) and there it was. I also rearranged a few plot points to compensate for some non-canon decisions and a few spur-of-the-moment whims.

It was a lot of fun. So much so that my spouse made me run ME2 and ME3 the same way, even though we owned ME2 on PS3 and ME3 wouldn't come out for another year yet (at that time).

 

[6_Qubed]

OH BOY THE CONVERSATION CONTINUES 8D
Hmm. Maybe you're dominant? I've heard that there are Doms who sadly cannot receive as well as they can give, illustrated to humorous effect here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyP4pgxaL9w]. Link is probably NSFW, but why would you be talking about this at work.

Perhaps you missed the part somewhere above where I mentioned being a amateur Dominatrix (that is, I do it for fun with my spouse, not for profit somewhere people might pay me).

And actually, I wrote my previous post at work. While my students were taking a test, actually.

Amateur dominatrix? If Wikipedia is to be believed, dominatrices are by their very nature professional. It would be sort of like an amateur prostitute, not that I'm implying anything. (But then aren't we all, really?)

And that flagrant abuse of power serves only to confirm what I've always known; that teachers are all eeeeeeeeeeevil.

I can understand getting into a character's head, though in the more conventional sense- My last character in Skyrim, "Tabby", was a Khajit lass from a noble family whom, after a string of traumas and humiliations such as losing everything she brought with her to Skyrim and receiving a nasty scar across her nose from a sabercat (long story), finally snapped at Helgen after nearly getting killed and then abandoned by Ulfric. Seeking shelter with the imperial by accident, she grabbed the biggest and scariest weapon and armor she could find, so as not to appear "soft". Thus began the tale of my Heavy Armor/Two-Handed/Restoration specialist. I seriously considered writing out her adventures journal-style, but by then I was too far down the rabbit hole.
...Gone off on a tangent.

Actually, I think we might have had an evening where our Skyrim characters hooked up - that is, my Dragonborn and my spouse's Dragonborn. Or we might have just joked about that one - I know we did that with Dragon Age Origins, though.

Those were never as long term as Tali/Shepard though. We actually have a framed fan-art of Tali in the bedroom from then. ^^

Nerd.

ANYWAY I gotta admit, I was more impressed by the whole "adapting ME to tabletop" to really read the rest of that paragraph. Best I can ever do is think up additional house rules to existing games.

Thanks! I'm honesty surprised you didn't hear about it - I was gushing about it for months on the Escapist forums.

I basically took Pathfinder (my go-to answer to all RPG needs) and rearranged it to gun based combat (there are already cover rules for arrows, but no one ever uses them because arrows kinda suck in a game where everything wants to hit you with a sword or bit your face). Converted some existing spells into Biotics and Tech powers, stated up the main races (Quarians get +2 Dex and Int, but -2 Con), and bought some miniatures (Star Wars battle droids look an awful lot like Geth - almost like Bioware was recycling something) and there it was. I also rearranged a few plot points to compensate for some non-canon decisions and a few spur-of-the-moment whims.

It was a lot of fun. So much so that my spouse made me run ME2 and ME3 the same way, even though we owned ME2 on PS3 and ME3 wouldn't come out for another year yet (at that time).

Yeah... My forum going tends to be fairly limited, mostly commenting on recent videos/articles and the occasional "holy shit what's goin' on there" thread. (Example: this one)