Whenever I get to wear my fedora, The day is mine.
The sun cowers behind clouds, my sight defogs and my glasses become unnecessary, the Earth shatters at my every footstep, those who love me swell with pride, those who hate me fill with fear, every star aligns at once specifically unto the majesty that is my fedora, every child in my presence becomes blessed with success, every writer I meet becomes inspired to write a whole series, every Human, Nizhna, Arlizite, Jirhka, Aerote, and Dolphin becomes marginally more magnificent, for the hat improves all, IMPROVES AAAAAAAAALLLLLL.
my precious...
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So yeah, hats are cool and wearing them makes me feel completely confident.