Shakespeare Tron

[ccggenius12]

In the Tron: Legacy Thread, someone stated that not even Shakespeare could save this movie. I feel this is blatantly untrue, as a concept this horrible would pull in numbers just from its sheer idiocy/awesome. Post your edited Shakespeare quotes here. For Example:
"What's in a name? A .gif by any other name would look as sweet."
"ROMeo.exe oh ROMeo.exe, wherefore art thou ROMeo?"

 

[SturmDolch]

What in the world is wrong with Tron: Legacy? I just saw it yesterday and it's one of the best movies I've ever seen.

OT: "For sooth, I know not what I store in RAM."

 

[Matt_LRR]

To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler on the grid to suffer
The light disks and battles of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of glitches
And by opposing end them. To die, to derez--
No more--and by a deresolution to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand digital shocks
That code is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to derez--
To derez--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that derezolution of death what artifacts may come
When we have shuffled off this digital coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of milicycles...

indeed.

-m

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"All the world's a grid, the men and women are merely bits"

I can't actually remember that many Shakespeare quotes...