"I take the journal back to Wilimar.
Yeah. You can't look in the backpack. You can't take the bow. The only thing you can do is swipe the torn and completely unreadable book."
"Do you people MIND? I'm trying to roleplay here and you guys just...
Hey. Blue. Purple. Green. We're just a couple of Hobbits short of being able to make our own Power Rangers team. Either of you two know someone in yellow or red that could join us?"
Shamus, this article is always hilarious, keep it up
EDIT:
"Why were you shooting arrows before you were ready?" I ask him. I can't believe I'm giving this advice. Poor Callum must be new to killing. I found it takes a while to get the hang of it, although I was never foolish enough to attack someone in a populated area when they were inside a building and I wasn't ready for a fight. It's a rookie mistake of legendary proportions. Assassins for years will be telling the story of the guy who left his weapon and ran away after he attacked a door with his only arrow.
Epic^