Shamus Plays WoW #4: What Happens in Goldshire...

Therumancer

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Hmmm, well I will say that goofing off in chat modes can be fun, I'm susprised if anyone here hasn't done it before (including you Shamus). That's what Goldshire is used for, is a glorified chat room where people go to be silly.

Generally speaking people want an audience for this kind of thing, and to see other people in the same mood. Goldshire sort of got the duty because it's the highest traffic of the newbie areas. Arcane spellcasters are popular, and if you don't want to be a gnome, humans are your only option are humans. What's more the Night Elf Newbie areas are lacking (or were) you get better stuff and easier quests in the human areas, as well as being close to the "Deadmines" which is pretty much the "starter dungeon" of WoW to practice grouping.

The Barrens has a similar role for The Horde because it's an area everyone travels though.

What's more, wierding out newbies once in a while can be fun, if you max your character you'll eventually see why I imagine. :)

Also I will point out that your missing the other part of the equasion. Along with the insanity and people duelling and such, you also find that a lot of high end people give away a lot of stuff to low level characters in this zone because that's where they congregate. Some guy who has changed professions and need to do low level stuff is liable to do things like buy low level green items for gold (so they can disenchant them for parts), pay newbies higher than vendor rate for low-level hides, give away bags, wands and shirts, and other things. Just as likely as you are to find some level 50+ dude screaming for you to duel them at level 5, your liable to find some dude who is going to randomly hand you a couple of gold or a large bag.

While it was years and years ago, I remember that the big goof off in Goldshire was a female gnome (who later re-rolled another character) claiming to be the Mayor of Goldshire to any and all in the zone... constantly. She even composed her own anthemn. With all the goofing off I got handed a 10 slot bag (a big deal as a newbie) and a few gold while just wandering around.

There is more than one side to the whole thing is my point, it's been a number of years (I wasn't in WoW from Launch, since I played EQ II for a while before dropping it to go there) but I have a hard time imagining that it's that differant.
 

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link_to_future said:
Apparently I never played on a large enough server. Goldshire was always dead when I went through it.

Fantastic work Shamus. This Lets Play has been your cleverest yet. Keep up it up.
Same. Maybe it's a US thing? Which side are you on?
 

timeadept

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ooo, please tell me that you're going to westfall next. on my server at least there were a few rogues who liked to harass the guards at sentinel hill until players started to show up. it'd be funny seeing how norman reacts to the constant deaths and reincarnations of the guards and other npcs there, along with the skirmishes that sometimes erupt between bored hord players and members of the alliance.

though i really don't know how common this actually is on other servers.
 

Link_to_Future

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AngryMongoose said:
link_to_future said:
Apparently I never played on a large enough server. Goldshire was always dead when I went through it.

Fantastic work Shamus. This Lets Play has been your cleverest yet. Keep up it up.
Same. Maybe it's a US thing? Which side are you on?
Maybe, but you'd think that it would be more lively on US servers. But as they said above, larger RP servers would be where you would go for such subtle character dialog as "In the future, rape is a felony."

I mostly played Horde, but I rolled my fair share a Alliance characters.
 

cerebus23

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considering i played wow close to launch and rerolled a year or so later to play again i dont ever remember goldshire being bad at all maybe i had local chat turned off tho i tend to do that in most mmos i play until i am good and ready to actually group to do something. did play on a non rp server and us server to boot tho.

funny read tho.
 

pumasuit

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Goldshire is a mess. A whole can of crazy.
Shamus, this is excellent. I really enjoy reading this feature. The perspective is wonderful and unexpected. Plus, it's fun to watch you justify the thousands of things a PC does in their existence.
 

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I'm really glad to see that you are continuing this story. it's really fun to read.
 

VanQ

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I thought I was the only one who noticed how much worse Goldshire was than barrens. Best thing is, the shattering wont split it in half like it will the barrens! The crazy will go on!
 

Mray3460

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There's a reason that Goldshire is worse than the Barrens:

Barrens=One of the largest zones in vanilla.

Goldshire=Two buildings (An inn and a smith) on either side of the road.

Density/Intensity of Crazy=(Total Mass of Crazy)/(Volume in which Crazy is contained)
 

Vyce

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"You get to investigate the Fargodeep mine. I've got reports of Kobolds there. I'd like you to go and confirm this."

There is never any escape from the Kobolds. They're everywhere. Outlands (As far as I've seen) has none, bu t I wouldn't be surprised if they were or in Northrend either.
 

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Mray3460 said:
There's a reason that Goldshire is worse than the Barrens:

Barrens=One of the largest zones in vanilla.

Goldshire=Two buildings (An inn and a smith) on either side of the road.

Density/Intensity of Crazy=(Total Mass of Crazy)/(Volume in which Crazy is contained)
That also means, though, that Goldshire is horrifically annoying for the 2 minutes you have to be in it, then you leave.

Barrens is fairly annoying for something like 15 levels. And you can't get away without turning off general chat.

On balance, I think Barrens is worse, but for the 2 mins you're in Goldshire, it's orders of magnitude worse.
 

insanelich

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Vyce said:
"You get to investigate the Fargodeep mine. I've got reports of Kobolds there. I'd like you to go and confirm this."

There is never any escape from the Kobolds. They're everywhere. Outlands (As far as I've seen) has none, bu t I wouldn't be surprised if they were or in Northrend either.
I'm pretty sure both Outlands and Northrend have kobolds.

Goddamn kobolds.
 

nondescript

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Sweet baby titans, this is hilarious! I wish I could see the horde version.
As for this:
Moriarty70 said:
Wait just a damned second here!

His name's Norman, he kills random people, seems nice, has mommy issues.

I'm calling it right now, Mother is just a skeleton kept at the family Inn.
... yeah... Thank goodness there are no shower's found inside WoW.

Tell me we see Hogger before the end. And/or Van Cleef.
 

Moriarty70

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nondescript said:
Sweet baby titans, this is hilarious! I wish I could see the horde version.
As for this:
Moriarty70 said:
Wait just a damned second here!

His name's Norman, he kills random people, seems nice, has mommy issues.

I'm calling it right now, Mother is just a skeleton kept at the family Inn.
... yeah... Thank goodness there are no shower's found inside WoW.

Tell me we see Hogger before the end. And/or Van Cleef.
Maybe no showers, but I'd stay out from under the waterfalls when he's in your zone.
 

Jeronus

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I saw some things in Goldshire and I am never really caught off by craziness in MMOs because let's face it you get a bunch of anonymous roleplayers together and a few of them are going to take the opportunity to act batshit loony. Goldshire, on the other hand, must have some sort of crazy magnet built into it because it is like watching looney tunes cartoon on an acid trip before banging your head against the wall a couple of times. Yeah.... it is that crazy.
 

Axzarious

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Sabrestar said:
Shamus, you must have landed in a ridiculously tame Goldshire. This isn't even a third as bad as it usually is.

I've been known to corpse-hop a new human character all the way to the dwarven starting area and follow their starter quests instead, just to stay the hell out of Goldshire.

For anyone with any sort of imagination, Goldshire is the ninth circle of Hell. Next to Judas. In Lucifer's mouth. Being chewed up for eternity.
If you want the... "Pinnical" of what goldshire can be........ Go to moonguard. You will be scarred.... for life. Bring brainbleach or a fryingpan... and pray it works.
 

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I read the first page, then went out to read the pages linked, then wasted some time on the sites, so there was about fifteen minutes for me between reading Gobstob's question and Dethbringerr's answer.

Somehow it made it even funnier.
 

nondescript

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Moriarty70 said:
nondescript said:
Sweet baby titans, this is hilarious! I wish I could see the horde version.
As for this:
Moriarty70 said:
Wait just a damned second here!

His name's Norman, he kills random people, seems nice, has mommy issues.

I'm calling it right now, Mother is just a skeleton kept at the family Inn.
... yeah... Thank goodness there are no shower's found inside WoW.

Tell me we see Hogger before the end. And/or Van Cleef.
Maybe no showers, but I'd stay out from under the waterfalls when he's in your zone.
lol

Riiiik! riiiik!! riiik!!! riiik!!!
 

OriginalityImpaired

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Wow....and I thought Barrens chat was retarded...
Although i've leveled several Human characters, i've never seen that level of asshattery in the game,
Sure there are always at least one high-level around, usually asking for duels, but nothing like that,
Perhaps it's just been a while, or maybe my server is just free of the taint of douchebaggery?
I can only hope.
I will pray hopelessly to Deathwing that he absent-mindedly burns Goldshire to the ground while he's busy knocking at SW's gates