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[bobmus]

Our setting: Mission 8 (Return To The Tower)
Target: Lord Regent

I stealthily crept my way up to the top of the tower where the Lord Regent is located, with no-one having seeing me. At this point I decided to make the paranoid old fool suffer, and so I stabbed his overseer - 'Overseer, why did you stop playing the tune?' With the tallboy facing away, I stopped time, walked up behind him and executed him, reducing him to vapour, and snuck away into a darkened corner. I then make my way out of the room and back to the balcony where the door to go back down a level is.

At this point, I catch sight of some guard just blissfully strolling around some 30 metres below me, and suddenly my exit route became obvious to me. I blink out into mid-air, still a considerable height above his head, and drop-assassinate that poor sod for zero fall-damage. As the alarms then begin to wail, I sprint/blink all the way to the exit and back to the boat.

I may have been seen, but that was far too satisfying an escape for me to go back and do it 'properly'.

 

[Aiddon_v1legacy]

this is a funny AI moment:

I was going through the sixth mission (Return to the Tower), sneaking around the kitchen when a watchman suddenly turns a corner and catches. He drew his sword, but there was a catch: he was carrying a canister of whale oil. His career as the guy who caught Corvo was not to be

KABOOOM!

Suddenly there's a dead watchman in front of me and no one noticed the explosion. My reaction:

"I didn't do it."

Funniest damn moment in the game

Another moment:

I was, again, sneaking through the seventh mission (The Flooded District). After getting my equipment back I knocked out every assassin directly in my way and managed to find Daud's office. He's in there with a guard, talking about the death of the Empress and how Corvo is going to have to fight him if he wants to get out of the District. So he's obviously expecting some big, epic fight to the death. My plan?

I Blink right behind his guard, knock the dunce out and hide him. I'm so close to Daud I could practically smell the leather of his boots. He's completely unaware of my presence. I could shank him and he'd be in Hell before he knew what happened. So what do I do?

YOINK! I pick his pocket to get a Bone Charm and steal the key from his desk. Didn't even knock him out. I can imagine him looking at the vanished key and going "Hey..." as I'm already halfway across town.

 

[BernardoOne]

I was messing around with a wall of light, a guy sees me, runs up to me, and he trips over a whale oil thank. It was hilarious

 

[Lewg999]

Going for no kills on the Golden Cat mission I decided to sleep dart a guard on the balcony of Doctor Galvani's offices , thinking I could do it undetected as nobody was at his height level.

Would've worked too if the guard hadn't promptly decided that it was best to stumble off said balcony whilst falling unconscious , killing himself in the process and landing in the middle of 3 guards who instinctively looked up , saw me and all drew pistols on me.

Worst part was the bolt I used to knock out the guard was my last piece of ammo.

 

[Diablo2000]

On the last mission, I decided that the best aproach was to try swin underwater undetected, until one the guards saw me swin there and charge me in, fell on the water and died... Hilarious!

On the Lady Boyle mission, I was trying to figure out a way to enter the second floor without being seen, so I went outside to climb to the second balcony, once I manage that, one guard on the balcony saw me and instead of charge me in, he just stand there all like "Dude, Dafuq?" and "Impossible", and wasn't just a moment, he stayed that way for a while, eventualy I used the Sleeping Dart on him. I don't know if was a glitch or was just the awesome of having a Batman wannabe in front of him.

 

[IFS]

I discovered that with agility one you jump high enough to drop assassinate people, I killed five guards in quick succession just by leaping over and then stabbing down at them when they rushed me. Also you jump high enough that just landing on people knocks them around/over, so I used this newfound knowledge to repeatedly jump on an assassin's head until he stumbled off the rooftop and fell to his death, with me surfing his body the whole way down, I survived the fall, he did not.

 

[Nuuu]

In the second-to-last mission there are a couple of guards talking.

"... he's probably watching us right now, crouched in the shadows with that bloody skull mask of his. Watching, waiting, and before you know what's happening... wham!"

I blink into the air a few meters above him and drop-kill him. The other guard he was talking to runs for his life.

Then I hit quickload because I'm going for a pacifist run. (Although I must have killed someone somewhere, because the game didn't give me the achievement for it.)

If you did anything to Granny Rags in the sewers other than pickpocket the key and run, the game is bugged and counts it as a kill, even if you just knocked her out. It's a bit of a drag.

Huh.

Yeah, I did notice some weirdness at that point. For example, if I agreed to kill Slackjaw, but then just took the key she gave me and legged it, the game would count it as a kill.

I ended up siding with Slackjaw, then choking out Granny. (Then tranq darting Slackjaw just for a hoot.) The game gave me a tick for no kills at the end of the mission. But no 'Clean Hands' achievement at the end.

Ah well. Maybe it was the bug you describe. I'll experiment a bit with it.

It's been reported on the internet a few times. I had the same problem as you, so I stopped time, pickpocketed the key, freed Slackjaw, and ran. When I finished the game again after that, I got the achievement.

From what i've read, the achievment bugs out if you pick up Granny Rag's cameo, so if you want clean hands and shadow, your going to want to freeze time, pickpocket granny, and run. (I still managed to get "shadow" through the fight though)