Share some awkward moments!

[Mr. Google]

This one isnt mine ill admit that but it happened to my friend that made me cry i was laughing so hard.

He was sleeping like any other day but then his mom came in and started rubbing his thigh to wake him up. He at the time had a huge morning wood on. He had to push his mom off and say mom stop its the morning! She ran out of his room saying "What happened to my baby!" Later he had to explain to her what happened.

 

[derob]

I work in retail, and in the specific place where I work, our stockroom has two entrances which provide anyone in the store with a clear view of the back room. All right, so having been working there for a few months, I had gotten quite comfortable with the place, and decided to run to the back so that I could rip ass, which I proceeded to do under the assumption that there was no one around. Come said moment, I indulge in a rather loud manner, only to turn around and see a female costumer sitting a few feet away from me (still in the general area which the costumers are allowed to browse) staring straight at me.