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[hanselthecaretaker2]

Guess I'm middle brained cuz I see Michael Myers.

Anyway, reminds of this one.

If you're right brained, you'll see a dog
If you're left brained, you see a giraffe

Makes me think these are intended to be a joke, because the *middle brained* is the only clear answer.

 

[Chimpzy]

Makes me think these are intended to be a joke, because the *middle brained* is the only clear answer.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are shitposts meant to joke people around.

 

[Worgen]

Still a good bumper sticker.

 

[Worgen]

 

[Chimpzy]

Swiss BMW Driver Slammed With $116,000 Tailgating Fine Because He's Rich

A lawyer is facing a six-figure fine for following too closely on the highway in his BMW 540d, and for allegedly endangering fellow motorists on the A1.

www.thedrive.com

Not enough, but I suppose it's a start.

 

[Bedinsis]

Dunno if this makes sense if you don't understand what they're saying.

Some rapid fire magic, courtesy of the Swedish version of America's got talent.

 

[Worgen]

 

[Thaluikhain]

That's from WHFB...5th edition? Before they went to the faux Bayeux tapestry stuff.

(And of course the real Bayeux tapestry isn't a tapestry anyway)

 

[hanselthecaretaker2]

Still a good bumper sticker.

Really makes you think though, how with their justice philosophy their heads should be spinning when taking into account the number of deaths countless corps are at least indirectly responsible for via insufficient R&D testing, careless marketing strategies, etc.

 

[Worgen]

 

[Xprimentyl]

 

[Chimpzy]

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

 

[BrawlMan]

Brazilian Miku
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[hanselthecaretaker2]

Cute or creepy, you be the judge -

Chopper on Instagram: "Chopper finally got his raccoon cake pop from @starbucks #starbucks #cakepops #raccoon #raccoons #raccoonsofinstagram #chopper #ryder #cute #funny #trashpanda #fyp #follow #viral"

119K likes, 128 comments - chopper.the.raccoon on September 5, 2024: "Chopper finally got his raccoon cake pop from @starbucks #starbucks #cakepops #raccoon #raccoons #raccoonsofinstagram #chopper #ryder #cute #funny #trashpanda #fyp #follow #viral".

www.instagram.com

 

[Chimpzy]

Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

"Let me get this straight," he said. "You're hosting a 'future of AI' event in a city that has failed humanity so miserably?"

sfstandard.com

Lol, fuck tech bros

 

[hanselthecaretaker2]

Moments later…

Bear: “Yeah, ‘Awww’ all you want; I’ll still bite your fucking head off when I’m done here!!”

 

[Chimpzy]

‘Bridgerton Ball’ Experience in Detroit Being Called a “Scam” and “Complete Chaos”

The Netflix-inspired event is drawing comparisons to the infamous Willy Wonka Experience fiasco.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

It's the Willy Wonka Experience again, but with hot dogs and a stripper.

 

[Xprimentyl]

This is exactly how racism is able to persist from generation to generation. Smh...

 

[Xprimentyl]

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

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