Share some things that make you smile!
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On Mother's Day Sunday Service, at my church the kids from toddler class did a "group dance" for their parents. They are all 5 years old and under.
My heart nearly went into cardiac arrest from cuteness overload; Like, these adorable little angels were swinging their little arms and legs around trying to follow the teachers.
Everyone in the audience were either crying, screaming, and smiling at their performance. Heck, when they were entering the stage all the audience were already stirring up.
I guess I definitely want kids of my own now, lol
My heart nearly went into cardiac arrest from cuteness overload; Like, these adorable little angels were swinging their little arms and legs around trying to follow the teachers.
Everyone in the audience were either crying, screaming, and smiling at their performance. Heck, when they were entering the stage all the audience were already stirring up.
I guess I definitely want kids of my own now, lol
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A joke:
A guy is driving around, and he sees a sign in front of a house that reads: "Talking Dog For Sale." He stops, rings the doorbell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retrieve sitting there.
"You really talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "well, I discovered I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government. I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time a all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one would ever suspect a dog could eavesdrop. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job a the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings, and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back into the house and ask the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the owner says.
"What?? Why so cheap; that dog is incredible!!" says the guy.
The owner replies: "no, he's a fucking liar; he didn't do any of that shit."
A guy is driving around, and he sees a sign in front of a house that reads: "Talking Dog For Sale." He stops, rings the doorbell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retrieve sitting there.
"You really talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "well, I discovered I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government. I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time a all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one would ever suspect a dog could eavesdrop. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job a the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings, and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back into the house and ask the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the owner says.
"What?? Why so cheap; that dog is incredible!!" says the guy.
The owner replies: "no, he's a fucking liar; he didn't do any of that shit."
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That is legit the most interesting use of AI I have seen. Not sure it has a point, but its interesting.
