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Eclectic Dreck

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I've had a lot of mottos over the years, mostly related to specific things.

For example, in the Army when I was often forced to toil out in the sun and heat of Georgia when I was in an MOS that theoretically required little sweating the motto of my team became "Fuck the sun - long live the beast!". Sure it made little sense but at least we cursed that horrible orb of fire and misery in the process.

Later, when I was assigned as the team leader in charge of an expensive (and tempremental) piece of communications equipment, the regular problems and chewing gum and tape repairs lead to the team motto of "60% of the time it works all the time".

It's difficult to pick a motto by which to live one's life. If I were forced to do so, it would be something along the lines of "Take chances - you never learn anything without failure".

When it comes to personal interaction I generally go with Dogbert's ever useful maxim of "Save time by hating someone in advance". That was more true in the Army that it is outside. These days I go with a kinder and gentler "Ignore everyone until they prove themselves worthy of notice". This isn't as egomanical as it may sound - simply put most people will never be worth getting to know. Since I have limited time availble, I try to reserve my efforts for those who seem as though they have something to offer - be it insightful discussion, amusement or simply who I can trip if being chased by a tiger.
 

thenumberthirteen

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LockHeart said:
thenumberthirteen said:
"Revenge is a dish best served with Mayonnaise, and those little Cheesy things on sticks". It's not my motto, but it is too awesome not to go on my profile.

P.S. I got it from a book. If you know which one you shall be crowned Trivia King!
I do believe it's from the Ciaphas Cain series, though I can't remember which one... It's from Osric the Loopy though...

I can has crwn plz?
Damn... You're good.

I can't find a crown so have this trophy instead
<spoiler=You've earned it>
 

Energylegzz

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My Xbox live motto is Back like a vertebrae..But my bio is better "No child left behind...we need them for bait."
 

LockHeart

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thenumberthirteen said:
Damn... You're good.

I can't find a crown so have this trophy instead
<spoiler=You've earned it>
:-O

I shall treasure it in all it's grammatically incorrect glory!
 

Mr. Grey

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"God invented lemons specifically so they can be thrown at chickens."
 

A random person

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Everything in moderation including moderation.

Because focusing totally on moderation has the same problems of excess as with other things.
 

The Last Parade

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"The problem with the french is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur" - George W Bush

"Is adult entertainment killing our kids, or is killing kids entertaining adults?" - Marilyn Manson

"I'm a small insignificant sack of meat, but at least I'm more significant than you" - Unoticed Shadow
 

Guitar Gamer

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Bear in mind the simple rule: X squared to the power of 2 minus over the 7 point 8 3 times 19 is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind and you can't go far wrong.- Eric Idle
 

Ramthundar

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The one on my profile says "Life. Enjoy the good, endure the bad."
Motto I made and live by. Pretty much a simplified version of "Don't sweat the small stuff."

Although a new motto I like to use it "Accept your Weaknesses, use your strengths."
 

Aerodyamic

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I have 2 things that inform my life pretty much completely:

1) Hump, Then Piddle; If you get it backwards, the humping is wet in a bad way.
2) If at first you don't suceed, unreasonable force is acceptable. And expected.
 

The Austin

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My Xbox Motto:
"Proprerty of the COG."
I like gears of war.

My Escapist motto:

"Philosiphy is fun, but it hurts my brain"
I'm really phillosophical, but I cant spell for some reason.