Shatner vs. Shatner in Shatnerquake

[ffxfriek]

This looks awesome! I have to tell this to all my friends.

seconded... where might i find a copy of this book my good sir?

 

[NeedAUserName]

I need this in my life...

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

Sounds like a poorly constructed fanfic loosely derived from The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

I'll wait for the movie.

 

[joystickjunki3]

It's my duty to read this. I never had a choice in the matter.

 

[Volucer]

While the premise seems good, that writing looks like something from a highschool student...

 

[scotth266]

Nice concept, silly writing style. I'll probably skip it till the local library attains a copy.

 

[randommaster]

This isn't something you read for the great writing, it's something you read for the spectacle. (is it really a spectacle if it's words on a page?) Think of it a the Mat Hazard game, not the best, but the enjoyment comes from the ridiculousness.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Movie nothing, this needs to be a GAME. WILLIAM SHATNER LIGHTSABER DUELS

And then William Shatner the Shaman throws force lightning at them!

AND THEN WORF SHOWS UP AND *nergasms and passes out*

 

[Sigenrecht]

Buying this and laminating every page.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

... AND THEN TJ HOOKER SLIDES OVER THE HOOD OF THE ENTEPRISE...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

This book may be the greatest piece of literature next to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.

 

[ElegantSwordsman]

Great premise, poor execution by the looks of it. Can we get a better author to re-do this one?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I never knew that amusing yet poorly-written fanfiction could get published!

*phones Eidos and Blizzard about making a book from his own little crossover [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4574349/1/Cradle_of_Fear]....*

 

[Red Right Hand]

"Oh shit, Captain Kirk's got a lightsaber," someone yelled.

The Greatest Line ever.

 

[JeffBurk]

Hey everyone ? the author of ?Shatnerquake? here. Thanks to everyone for all the interest and kind words on my book. I thought some of you here would be interested in knowing that this Tuesday, November 17th, I will have ?Shatnerquake? available as a free PDF download at my website (www.JeffBurk.wordpress.com). If you?ve been interested in the book, now will be your chance to check it out at no cost. Thanks everyone!

 

[JeffBurk]

Thank you to everyone who downloaded Shatnerquake! To celebrate the awesome success that the Shatnerquake give away was, Eraserhead Press is giving away five more bizarro books! Now you can download for free:

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and download away!

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

"Oh shit, Captain Kirk's got a lightsaber," someone yelled.

The Greatest Line ever.

Agreed.

& words cannot describe how much I need this nonsense.

 

[luas_dublin]

Patrick Stewart > William Shatner.

Heresy.

Seriously, nobody can beat Shatner.

I mean, has Patrick Stewart ever done a spoken-word version of Rocketman?

I think not.

I know this is thread necromancy , but there is ..this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M