I remember this one time, I was at a bar and out of nowhere this beautiful woman approached me and after just a few minutes of conversation she wanted to head back to my place! I never do things like that, but I had drunk a little too much and she was smokin'...so we go back to my place and wow...it was two minutes of my life that I'll never forget. Then she said she needed some money. Well, after our intimate time together I figured it was just a friendly loan. Sadly, I didn't hear from her again. Naturally I was concerned about her, so I went to the police and told them all about it, and would you believe it? They arrested me! What a big misunderstanding! My cellmate was a really nice guy though. We still talk.
