Shiiiiiiit, I need help...

[The_Deleted]

Bollocks.
If you're going to skive off school, leave it 'til Friday and take a long weekend. Then tell your parents it was a reward for staying at school all week, despite having every opportunity to fuck it off.


Or words to that effect.

 

[monalith]

stab a nail through your hand that'll help

 

[zauxz]

Tell them that you were ill, go to your neibhours/ friends/ whoever you can trust, and ask them to write a note for you. Then at school, tell your teachers that your parents are away, and you are staying with your grandfather. And you have his note.
Problem solved, enjoy your free day.

If you will do it right, your parents will never find out.

Or simply fake an illnes. Tel your parents that you threw up like 3, and still felt like shit. If you are good, this will work too.

 

[megapenguinx]

Id say you have the 24 hour bug, and therefore are not fit for school today. Thats Dr. Penguins diagnosis.

I agree with my colleague Dr. Penguin and also prescribe you 12 hours of gaming just to be safe

 

[Schizzy]

Well, I'd say be truthful. It'll really help if you WEREN'T playing games 'til late the night before. Then you can get your sister to corroborate with a clear conscience.

 

[Ferrell]

If you wish to hide it then I would suggest opting for a simple explantation, it requires less verification, fewer variables need to be taken into account. Nothing out of the ordinary.

 

[WeedWorm]

Just get a friend from a different class/year/school to write the note for you. We did it all the time in my old school. Its not like you dossed off a test or anything important either, its only school.

 

[Sewblon]

Just tell your parents and insist that your alarm clock is garbage, it works for me. That or explain to your sister.

 

[timmytom1]

Break your alarm clock and blame being late for the clock breaking in the night.

Having to pay for an alarm clock will be an excellent reminder to use one in future. Also to get your parents mellowed out just print off a bunch of science and maths aticles from the internet and when they get back tell them that you spent your time at home working on assignments.

Once youhave this down you just have to work on your poker face and you'll be set until college/uni.

Make that simply uni the amount of times i got away with turning up an hour late for lessons because i overslept is just ridiculous

 

[stormcaller]

mate, i would never fink of doing sumthin so disrespectful to my parents if they left me an trusted me to do somethin i said i wud but didnt do you understand?

Thank you St.I am better than you.

Look I admit it was my bad, I can't control how much I sleep, I woke up at the right time then must've dreamt getting ready for school because I thought I did, by around the time in my dream I was getting on the bus I woke up and realised I hadn't moved.

I don't need the guilt trip.

 

[hebdomad]

I would just tell the truth mate - it was an honest mistake, ya gotta face up to it and hopefully learn from it for next time.

Durh. tell the truth.

If you don't, your just digging your self in deeper... and how will it be if you where caught out lying?

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Missing a day of school due to oversleep is like one of the most microscopic offenses out there. Just tell them you overslept, and by no means was it your intention. I overslept many times during the last half of my first year and very often during my first half of second year in High School.

 

[thedelightfulme]

Ok, so i have experience in this. I used to do the "Make myself burp infront of people" to make my "Illness" seem more convincing. IF someone comes in, wet your forehead a little with warm water, and lie in bed with your best "Holy shit" face. When your sister see's that, you will have someone to look after you and collaberate your story. You have to sacrifice all food rights though. im sorry. its the only way. lol

Truth is good too though. if you never skip school and your genuinly a good kid, your parents will let it slide.

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

just forge the handwriting, no teacher will think twiche about it, i did the same thing at the age of 13, never got caugh. but try to practise the writing a couple of times and get all of the loops and stuff like that.

 

[Christemo]

i havent overslept, and i rarely get ill. but sometimes, on a day where we dont get a test, i fake im ill. have you never tried a day where you just felt like "we have worked so god damm hard for like 3 days, i seriously need a day free from school. i have such days like 15 times a year.

 

[Gortez]

If its the first time you have done this just tell you parents, you slept in, missed school and you'll try to make sure it will never happen again. They may get annoyed but they will appreciate you coming forward and telling them rather than finding out from the school.

 

[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

id have to go with 24hr bug, that turns into a 48hr bug, you dont have to get a doctors note for anything upto 2 days (1 should know) evil smile, not that im saying ive rung off ill from work, that would be a sin, YEAHHHHHHHHHH RIGHT

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Tell the truth. Not only will it help your conscience, but it'll make future lies that more convincing.