Shit you instantly forget

[Canadamus Prime]

Yeah that kind of thing happens to me all the time. In fact I forgot what I came into the thread for.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

It has come to the point that it is pretty stupid to expect me to remember much of anything.

Sometimes I'll forget what I was saying in mid-sentence. And then I have to dick around and go off on tangents until I remember again. But I never remember again, so I have to pretend like the point I was making was hidden somewhere amidst all the bullshit I spouted.
Then I shirk off sheepishly and hope nobody saw through me.

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

Let's see, shit I instantly forgot... Math...

 

[irani_che]

Names, Faces
I have lost girlfreinds and one night stands this way.

 

[John the Gamer]

Names of people I met. I have to use the name immediately(reply/resay it) or I'll forget.

 

[Gwarr]

Literature , more exactly the names of the protagonists .I may have read hundreds of books , but I can only remember the story without any character names .

 

[Actual]

I'll be friends with a person for months without knowing their name. I'm too embarrassed to admit I've forgotten it. I just wait in the hopes that someone else will use it and I'll know. Or I'll go over to their house and check their mail while they're not looking.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

Basicly everything I ever learned in German/French class. Only stuff that stuck with me was Chemistry and Math.

 

[whtkid6969]

walking upstairs to do something, get to the top of the stairs and forgot what i was doing, so i walked back down again. As soon as i reached the bottom i remembred what i was supposed to do lol

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Iiiiiii need to go to the basement *walks down stairs* to doooo ....what?...eehhm.
plus songnames and -texts, i can be totally into a band without being able to tell you more than 2 songtitles.Maybe 6 from my most favourite bands.

 

[farscythe]

names n birthdays.. also just now i tried to open my beer twice

 

[kuyo]

sometimes I'll forget why I came into a room and do something completely different

 

[oldskoolandi]

I often forget to finish my...

 

[drbarno]

That I told someone something. the most recent time was when I got my Xbox, I told my friend via IM, and did the same thing the next day.

 

[Laurie Barnes]

I once forgot whether I had breakfast, and whether I had brushed my teeth or not.

I also forgot the entire plot to Transformers 2 other than it contained a terminator babe and two racially insensitive robots. Oh and Truck nuts, lol.

 

[ranyilliams]

whenever that happens to me im convinced it was because the people playing the sims clicked on my cancel action button...they see everything...

 

[RabbiiFrystofsk]

I once forgot my friend's parents broke up.
Needless to say that was a pretty awkward conversation next time i saw him and i was all "so where's your dad?"

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I always forget the details of, or the entirety of a story someone tells me if it has nothing to do with me. I've learned to just say "OH yeah!" and pretend like I know what they're talking about if they bring it up again.

 

[monkey_man]

not much, just stuff I have to learn for some tests or something.
Not like my life depends on it

seriously though, I cannot remember faces/names properly.

 

[Eumersian]

Calculus. Any of it.

It's not good, but I just try to study as much as possible to make up for the fact that I remember none of it.