Shocking Plot Twist!

[Brendan Stepladder]

The rules of this game are simple. Each poster writes a story. It could be one sentence or a gigantic wall of text, it doesn't matter. What does matter is that you must not finish the story. Each poster must finish the story with a shocking plot twist and then begin their own.

I'll start:

So, I was proofreading my One Direction-Aqua Man crossover fanfiction when soddenly I heard a loud knocking at my door. after walking over the see who it is, I was greeted by Gandalf the Grey and a large, unexpected party of dwarves. The group told me that I must journey to the Lonely Mountain and slay the dragon Smaug in order to reclaim wealth and jewels unimaginable. However...

 

[Humble Grapefruit]

...both of your legs fall off and Gandalf starts beating you with them.

So I was taking a leisurely stroll through the park, when an orc popped out of a nearby tree. He stumbled towards me when...

 

[Dango]

... He kissed me!

One day, I was making some pancakes...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

...but the pancake is a lie!

So ur with ur honey and ur making out when phone rings. Man says 'what u doin with my daugter' and she says dad is dead three years...

 

[Dango]

... But then who was phone?

So I wake up one day and look down at my feet...

 

[shrekfan246]

... and realized that they were replaced by robotic dinosaur feet!

I was flying through Metropolis one day, thinking about how great it is to completely rip off Superman, when ...

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Goku suddenly showed up!

Just when we were about to fight...