"Shocking" Pokemon Announcement Coming Next Week

VanQ

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arc1991 said:
Live action Pokemon film? PLEASE GOD PLEASE!!!
I'm sorry but JESUS CHRIST NO! Why would you ever want that?

I'm hoping for the Pokemon MMO to be a thing. They'll probably make it WiiU exclusive though because at this point there's nothing else that can push the WiiU to the general public.
 

K-lusive

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Truly shocking? Nintendo announching Pokemon failed and they'll bury the entire concept of pokemon along with all its copyrights/trademarks s long as needed for pokemon to be forgotten by every last living soul. Now that would be shocking.

They'll probably release something pokemon-related that will give them profit though.. Quelle Surprise...
 
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There are only two things they could say about Pokemon that would qualify as shocking:

1. "We're cancelling the series. It's done, there won't be any more. Thanks for the support over the years."
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2. "The new Pokemon will be going in a more adult direction. There will be gratuitous sex, graphic violence, pokemon being torn to pieces with copious blood splatter. It will be R rated, have foul language, full frontal nudity, drug themes and pikachu will be perma-dead in the first five minutes".

There's nothing else they could say that would qualify as "shocking". Chances are there will be another game, it will be the same as every other, only for the Wii U and use the new tablet controller. SHOCKING! No, I didn't think so.
 

Nathan Josephs

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the only pokemon announcement that could shock me is if they announced ash was going to shove a thunderstone down pikachus mouth and get that little rodent to evolve.
 

Charli

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JCAll said:
Charli said:
Lemme guess it's a pikachu mega evolution so Ash can use his stupid rat without evolving it into the far superior Raichu permanently and retain brand recognition?

Seriously calling it.

The 'shocking' thing is just a pun to make them imply it's about pikachu.
There's no way Mega Pikachu could be more powerful than Light Ball Pikachu.
they'd nerf it just for this and you know it.