Shoot People in the Face in Close Range

[scotth266]

Can someone send this to PETA, I want to watch them campaign against the 'horrific slaughter of animals'.

Who thinks they'll just run with it with zero research?

??? They do RESEARCH sometimes?

Very funny though. I could imagine this being made though. After all, we had that freaky Columbine simulator thing that the media went batshit crazy over, so if this did come out we'd hear nothing on the news but this for a few days.

 

[Matronadena]

awh the onion....the only place for real news.

this is my favorite game related one



Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse? [http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games]

 

[GRoXERs]

I thought that this was what Gears of War was for...

But shooting the emu in the head, that was hilarious. I liked how the beak went flying off in two directions.

This is a game I could really get into!

 

[Kstreitenfeld]

I'd so buy this if it came out.

<3 Onion

 

[The Random One]

They even have a demo on their website, and they're selling posters with the box art...

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse? [http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games]

Someone posted a link to a YouTube version of that here on the Escapist, and people couldn't figure out it wasn't real, and were flaming the journalists. That's despite the fact that the first line spoken on it is "I'm filling in for Clifford Banks, who was never that good of a journalist anyway."

 

[headshotcatcher]

Hey, if the game came out, I'd at least try the demo...

Will shotguns at point blank ever get old?

This is the demo: http://www.closerangegame.com/close_range.html

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Knowing how gory some people want games nowadays, I wouldn't be surprised if it were an actual game.