(SHORT) joke thread

[YOUM@D123]

heylo escapiee's ( i cant spell for the life of me) anyways its JOKE THREAD TIME

so lock your doors.... no seriously go lock your doors you really shouldnt leave them open like that

RULES: jokes can only be smaller then a paragraph

extra points if its funny

and.... GO

(example joke)
did you hear about the twitter movie i cant wait to see it although its gonna take a while to cast 140:


like that... but funny okay now GO

 

[TeeBs]

Damn it I can't think of any that arn't racist.

Oh wait, seeing as how you have a pikachu in your sig pic.

How do you get a 1000 blastoises on to a bus.

You pokemon.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

These threads always get locked quickly....

But anyways, I've got a good one: A seal walks into a club.

Haha, get it? :3

 

[x434343]

Goddamn are the Capchas asking me querstions now?

No seriously, Baby corn is going to bed. He says to daddy corn, "Goodnight, pop!"

 

[Marter]

#1: Stationary store moves.

#2: Dwarf shortage.

Do I win?

 

[Drakmeire]

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, and agnostic and an insomniac?
someone who lies awake all night wondering if there's really a Dog.

 

[Purple Shrimp]

Knock knock

 

[Mikeyfell]

Knock knock

who da fuck is there?

 

[Purple Shrimp]

Knock knock

who da fuck is there?

Dwayne

 

[Crashage]

Ubisoft

 

[Mikeyfell]

Knock knock

who da fuck is there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

 

[fgdfgdgd]

Your mother.

But on a serious note: Two republicans get lost in the woods, I forget the rest but someone gets shot.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Knock knock

Hello!

Why did the farmer go to the vet?
<color=green>He had a pain in his ass

 

[hinataxemnas]

A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, a joke?"

 

[Reaver3]

2 pretzels were walking down the street, one got assaulted...

 

[Purple Shrimp]

Knock knock

who da fuck is there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub; I'm dwowning!!!!





...I'm so sorry

 

[Mikeyfell]

Knock knock

who da fuck is there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub; I'm dwowning!!!!





...I'm so sorry

that was barely worth typing 3 capthas for.
but still A for effort

 

[EHKOS]

A man walks into a bar....ouch

 

[Sir Seagull]

A grasshopper sits down at a bar and the bartender says "hey we've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says "Really? There's a drink named Frank?"