shoryuken

[theklng]

lately i've been thinking how awesome it would be if everyone could do shoryukens in real life.

everyone would just go nuts with jumping around, destroying parts of buildings and breaking jaws. you'd have to create "no shoryuken zones" to preserve old buildings. it would become like graffiti, with each shoryuken leaving the unique signature of a person on a building. instead of using explodes to demolish condemned buildings, you'd just have 50 people shoryuken'ing it repeatedly. medical schools would have to create a new line of specialized doctors for the jawbone in order to stitch it together better and faster because emergency rooms would always be filled with jaw-broken patients. despite all this, it would still be the greatest thing ever.

the only downside of this... is not having it. and that's my problem right now. this thing is like a virus: whenever i'm out somewhere in the city, i can't help but think of good places to place a shoryuken. it would be like a sport, except much more dangerous - at least for everyone else.

i don't think there's many of you out there that can relate to this type of thinking, but in any case, this was just to spread the virus. if you have any obsessions, give them up.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

As far as i'm aware; people can shoryuken in real life.
All they need is a flannel glove and some lighter fliud and a hell of alot of stupidity.

 

[Lios]

I'd do it just for the way you say "SHOOORYUKEN"

 

[Darkintent]

I do shoryukens to my friends anyway
I just walk up to them and fake an uppercut and shout SHORYUKEN
either that or Falcon Punch
Which owns Shoryuken
SHOW ME YO MOVES

 

[sqwalnoc]

Me and a few mates were thinking something similiar. what if everyone could do hadoukens but they weren't at all powerful. so you come up behind someone and shout "HADOUKEN" and it just gives them a little singe, or you could turn on light switches with them or shut doors and stuff..

 

[imperialwar]

My interst in the Tatsumaki ( the tornado kick ) led me to make my own move while learning Karate. now i am sure it exsists in other forms of MA but for me it was something new. I was about Blue belt when i perfected it and the Sensei had me teach it to the black belts

Minus the flames, i was doing Shoryuken alot earlier.
Also copied Chun Li's thousand foot kick. Except it was only 4 kicks.
This was back about 15 years ago.

 

[Kiutu]

Only if I can Tiger Knee so I cna put you all down like I do online in SF4. (I use Sagat alot against Ryu/Ken/Akuma if you did not get what I said)