Show me your creativity
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Thank you for providing yet another reason for my undying hatred of the common man. If nothing else, your being born took up the space that could have been used to store a comatose rapist. Every breath you take is an affront to all the gods ever created, and a waste of truly precious oxygen.
On the list of usefulness, you rank just above a dead toddler.
On the list of usefulness, you rank just above a dead toddler.
Your face looks like modern art.
You have a face that only a mother could love.
What's up with all the swearing though? Just saying random insults and obscenities does not make for a creative insult.
You have a face that only a mother could love.
What's up with all the swearing though? Just saying random insults and obscenities does not make for a creative insult.
"So help me God, one of these days I am going to rip your spine out through your urethra and strangle you with it"
I will beat you so hard your heart will howl with anguish and your ancestors shall all be cursed with their hearts screaming in pain upon their death, including your own parents.
"You pisser in the communal shower that is life."
I've never used it, as I'm not the insulting type.
More of a..contemplate-on-what-I'd-do-to-you-had-I-telekinetic-powers person.
I've never used it, as I'm not the insulting type.
More of a..contemplate-on-what-I'd-do-to-you-had-I-telekinetic-powers person.
i'm going to stick my fist so far down your gob, i'll be able to pull the label off your underpants
"Shut up you cum-bubble"
"I'm going to beat you like a red-headed stepchild."
"Your just mad because you're asian from the waist down"
"Just shave your pussy hairs and deal with it"
"You're so queer, you get fucked in your urethra"
"I'm going to beat you like a red-headed stepchild."
"Your just mad because you're asian from the waist down"
"Just shave your pussy hairs and deal with it"
"You're so queer, you get fucked in your urethra"
"Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it."
Um, this wasn't what I was expecting. One moment please...
Oh, this one time at school, bad weather (and this is in england... *sarcastic gasp*) so we had PE in the gym. All the girls in my year, now I don't get on that well with some of them, for some reason they hate me. For that, I'm not particularly fond of them and on one occasion offered to re-arrange one of their faces. Any who.
We played dodge ball, fun stuff, and brown stuff hit the fan when they decided to not follow the rules. With teachers present and accounted for, the leader of 'The Pretties(sluts)' started hurling insults at me, calling me ginger etc. I gave her a round of appause and offered her a certificate for outstanding observational skills.
So she yelled stuff at me 'blah, blah, ginger, blah, blah, blah'. Then I hit her and called her a 'hook nosed slag and you're about as attractive as a misshapen pot with an inch of smeared paint on, worth no more than 50p'
I got removed from the lesson with cheers from nearly everyone in the gym.
There are several insults in there I believe. Take your pick.
Oh, this one time at school, bad weather (and this is in england... *sarcastic gasp*) so we had PE in the gym. All the girls in my year, now I don't get on that well with some of them, for some reason they hate me. For that, I'm not particularly fond of them and on one occasion offered to re-arrange one of their faces. Any who.
We played dodge ball, fun stuff, and brown stuff hit the fan when they decided to not follow the rules. With teachers present and accounted for, the leader of 'The Pretties(sluts)' started hurling insults at me, calling me ginger etc. I gave her a round of appause and offered her a certificate for outstanding observational skills.
So she yelled stuff at me 'blah, blah, ginger, blah, blah, blah'. Then I hit her and called her a 'hook nosed slag and you're about as attractive as a misshapen pot with an inch of smeared paint on, worth no more than 50p'
I got removed from the lesson with cheers from nearly everyone in the gym.
There are several insults in there I believe. Take your pick.
My friend once used this mock threat on me:
'I'm gonna kill you and then erase all records of your exitstence so when you're mum reports it to the police they think she's a mad woman and gets sectioned'
'I'm gonna kill you and then erase all records of your exitstence so when you're mum reports it to the police they think she's a mad woman and gets sectioned'