My god. The video refuses to load!NoMoreSanity said:Yeah, but it's still motherfuckin' Samuel L. Jackson!xxhazyshadowsxx said:Come to think of it.. Samuel L Jackson dies ALOT.. in the movies..
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Besides, he didn't die in Snakes on a plane.
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The world might just...Evil Jak said:They are both trained martial artists so I wonder if they had an actual fight? Cos' I think this would have happened anyway. XDxxhazyshadowsxx said:Some say the kitten represents fear itself. Some say that the kitten is an assassin hired to take Lee out. Others say Norris got his ass handed to him. 1 of these 3 parties are correct.Evil Jak said:Whats with that kitten? Why does the camera zoom in and out of the kittens face? And also... owned! XDxxhazyshadowsxx said:Hows this for amazing?
-Snipped, for fear of too much epicness-
The only man to ever kill Chuck Norris.
Yeah, I've seen the video quite a bit. But seriously, these things don't just happen coincidentally! It must be the Samuel L magic, I just know it!NoMoreSanity said:Well just try and click on the video again, it should load the main page for you.xxhazyshadowsxx said:My god. The video refuses to load!
That's proof of his epic prowess!
One can hope..NoMoreSanity said:Maybe he's contacting us from beyond the Movie Grave!xxhazyshadowsxx said:Yeah, I've seen the video quite a bit. But seriously, these things don't just happen coincidentally! It must be the Samuel L magic, I just know it!NoMoreSanity said:Well just try and click on the video again, it should load the main page for you.xxhazyshadowsxx said:My god. The video refuses to load!
That's proof of his epic prowess!
*le gasp* You did lie... I thought you were going to show me some bacon... I thought it was "The world might just bacon!"... also, are you sure thats an earth explosion? I would expect earth parts to go flying out... maybe even a couple of fat guys...xxhazyshadowsxx said:The world might just...Evil Jak said:They are both trained martial artists so I wonder if they had an actual fight? Cos' I think this would have happened anyway. XDxxhazyshadowsxx said:Some say the kitten represents fear itself. Some say that the kitten is an assassin hired to take Lee out. Others say Norris got his ass handed to him. 1 of these 3 parties are correct.Evil Jak said:Whats with that kitten? Why does the camera zoom in and out of the kittens face? And also... owned! XDxxhazyshadowsxx said:Hows this for amazing?
-Snipped, for fear of too much epicness-
The only man to ever kill Chuck Norris.
Aha! I lied!
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:O! You sir, are a genius. And I must admit, it was a little close to the fence of Bacon.Evil Jak said:*le gasp* You did lie... I thought you were going to show me some bacon... I thought it was "The world might just bacon!"... also, are you sure thats an earth explosion? I would expect earth parts to go flying out... maybe even a couple of fat guys...xxhazyshadowsxx said:The world might just...Evil Jak said:They are both trained martial artists so I wonder if they had an actual fight? Cos' I think this would have happened anyway. XDxxhazyshadowsxx said:Some say the kitten represents fear itself. Some say that the kitten is an assassin hired to take Lee out. Others say Norris got his ass handed to him. 1 of these 3 parties are correct.Evil Jak said:Whats with that kitten? Why does the camera zoom in and out of the kittens face? And also... owned! XDxxhazyshadowsxx said:Hows this for amazing?
-Snipped, for fear of too much epicness-
The only man to ever kill Chuck Norris.
Aha! I lied!
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Yeah, everything is connected to bacon... even people who cant even eat bacon... Just ask them "What is it you dont eat?" and I bet they say bacon... and maybe lobster, but not everyone can afford to eat lobster so thats not really... you know what I am drifting away from the point, bacon!xxhazyshadowsxx said::O! You sir, are a genius. And I must admit, it was a little close to the fence of Bacon.Evil Jak said:*le gasp* You did lie... I thought you were going to show me some bacon... I thought it was "The world might just bacon!"... also, are you sure thats an earth explosion? I would expect earth parts to go flying out... maybe even a couple of fat guys...xxhazyshadowsxx said:The world might just...Evil Jak said:They are both trained martial artists so I wonder if they had an actual fight? Cos' I think this would have happened anyway. XDxxhazyshadowsxx said:Some say the kitten represents fear itself. Some say that the kitten is an assassin hired to take Lee out. Others say Norris got his ass handed to him. 1 of these 3 parties are correct.Evil Jak said:Whats with that kitten? Why does the camera zoom in and out of the kittens face? And also... owned! XDxxhazyshadowsxx said:Hows this for amazing?
-Snipped, for fear of too much epicness-
The only man to ever kill Chuck Norris.
Aha! I lied!
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But then again, what isn't? XP
I take it you like bacon?Evil Jak said:bacon... bacon... bacon... bacon!![]()
Are you saying "bacon!" isnt amazing?Simalacrum said:I take it you like bacon?Evil Jak said:bacon... bacon... bacon... bacon!![]()
I'm afraid that doesn't count as something amazing... unless you find a particularly amazing peice of bacon X3
nope, none of what you just suggested as amazing was actually not amazing. Sorry to keep your hopes upEvil Jak said:Are you saying "bacon!" isnt amazing?Simalacrum said:I take it you like bacon?Evil Jak said:bacon... bacon... bacon... bacon!![]()
I'm afraid that doesn't count as something amazing... unless you find a particularly amazing peice of bacon X3
Also, didnt you read that conversation? That was an amazing conversation? (I dont know why I ended that with a question mark... it is clearly not a question, not even close!)
And if you take out the whole conversation and just leave in the times I say "bacon!" of course it is going to look like I love "bacon!".![]()
It was amazing, there is no need for lies here. Also, h-how were you keeping my hopes up? I stated it was an amazing conversation... I didnt ask you to pass final judgement on it, for i had already done so.Simalacrum said:nope, none of what you just suggested as amazing was actually not amazing. Sorry to keep your hopes upEvil Jak said:Are you saying "bacon!" isnt amazing?Simalacrum said:I take it you like bacon?Evil Jak said:bacon... bacon... bacon... bacon!![]()
I'm afraid that doesn't count as something amazing... unless you find a particularly amazing peice of bacon X3
Also, didnt you read that conversation? That was an amazing conversation? (I dont know why I ended that with a question mark... it is clearly not a question, not even close!)
And if you take out the whole conversation and just leave in the times I say "bacon!" of course it is going to look like I love "bacon!".![]()
And, to be fair, you were the one who suggested my way to Escapist-fame was by cleverly removing words in quotes...oh yes, I haven't forgotten X3