Siblings

[Monkfish Acc.]

I have five siblings, but I only really know two of them.

My sister is selfish, aggressive, and has no self-awareness whatsoever. She can't comprehend that the world might possibly not revolve around her, and expects flowing praise for everything she does. She frequently tells people off for doing things she does all the fucking time, and when you confrot her about it, she screeches in your face about how you're some kind of crazy psychopath bent on lying about things for no discernable reason.
At the same time, however, she does try to do the right thing, and she is basicly a good person. A total ***** who takes everything out on the people who won't scream back, but a good person nonetheless.

My brother is selfish, lazy, self-obsessed and arrogant beyond belief. He throws tantrums any time he doesn't get what he wants, and does not care about anything that doesn't directly affect him. He expects everything to be done for him, and when asked to haul his own weight around, he acts like he's just been told to lift a car while simultaniously giving blowjobs to old men at two bucks a pop.
Again, at the same time, he is an early adolescent. While the frontal lobes are developing, a person finds it difficult to consider another person's feelings, hence why so many teenagers act like they think they're the center of the universe. Plus, he genuinely has a good sense of humour.

Both of them are idiots.
Oh, I'm sure they'd be smart if they'd actually use their brains every once in a while. But they don't.
As such, idiots.

I myself am a self-righteous prick, but hey, everyone sucks somehow.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Younger brother and younger-still sister

Brother: bit of a twerp, tries to show off in front of friends (I mock him for it in front of them, he tries to argue back and it usually ends up with the friend taking my side), very hostile when provoked, likes solving his problems with his fists (unfortunately, though he is a black belt in Tae Kwan Do and a rugby player, Rules of the Older Brother means I win fights, all the time). Very easily aggravated, very poor sense of humour. Likes talking about sport and sport news constantly. Has very thick friends

(Actually, his friends are typical for teenagers, but my parents have apparantly been spoilt by the polite, witty and intellegent intellectual/geek friends I bring home, and so they view them as meatheads, frankly)

Sister: very teenagery, despite being JUST into secondary school. All the connotations that brings, such as bitchy moods, brain-dead moments, obsession with fashion and friends, lots of stupid shoes, lots of makeup and no idea how to use it, tries to fit in with everyone, talks like a stereotypical Californian Dumb Blonde. Quite piggy, snacks a lot and steals food. Also fairly lazy

Both of them have installed a weird sense of communism about the house. Everyone does an equal number of jobs around the house (siblings do, I mean). Fair enough, right? But they define any task as "A Job". Therefore, if I take the dog out in the pouring rain and get sodden AND hang up the washing, all they have to do is put away the plates and feed the Guiena Pigs (takes about 30 seconds), and we're apparantly equal

If I had to give genuine flaws to their characters that didn't revolve around their teenager attitudes and less-developed minds than me (By which I mean I know more...fact. It's just true, I'm a wannabe intellectual)

Brother
-No sense of humour (I mean GODDAMN is he unfunny, everyone says it about him)
-Doesn't think before he jumps. Sometimes it's admirable, others it just seems to be stupid
-Talks too much about sport to anyone with ears and thinks they'll find it just as engrossing to the extent he does
-Talks at wide tangents. Ask him a simple question, he'll backtrack about a week and work forwards with every detail explained pointlessly and often loosing the trail

Sister
-Not as bright as me and my brother. It's not the fact she's younger, she genuinely has no interest in information of any kind
-Greedy
-Younger Sibling syndrome : Acts babyish (towkeeng funeee!) for attention and sympathy

 

[Hippobatman]

I've got two younger brothers. I'm 19, middle one's 15 and the youngest is 11.

Middle bro is allright, he sits at his computer and we game occasionally.

I sorta get along with my youngest brother too, but he craves attention all the time, so he gets annoying.

 

[Brackev]

1 older brother.
One day I had enough of his picking on me and dis-brothered him. We have been distant ever since.
To all older brothers, you are not toughing up your little brothers. You are emotionally and physically abusing them. If you want them to respect you and listen to you when you both get older, try encouraging and showing them stuff instead of bugging them whenever you get bored.

 

[WhamBamSam]

I have one brother who's about 3 years younger than me. He's probably the most annoying person on this green Earth, but he's also one of the best friends I'll ever have.

 

[Ultress]

I'm an only child but I've stayed with home with my dad most of my life so we to tend to fight and annoy each other like brothers.

 

[Kimarous]

I have an older brother, exactly three years older than me minus one day (made birthdays very convenient). Got along great as kids, but have started to drift apart over the years. He is way too busy for his own good (by his own fault) and has made several choices in life that I don't approve of. I've never told him this, but I actually consider him an anti-role-model... that is, I look at what he does and think "I will NOT do that!" Still, in the rare occassion when we get together, we do get along.

 

[Hobo Joe]

Two brothers. Both of whom are fairly good people to be with, both of them are a good 12-13 years older than I am; one is a sort of chubby WoW shut in and the other is built like a truck with a wife and a child.

 

[AWAR]

I have one older brother who is a low life, insecure 19 year old gym freak HE HAS MALE MODELS PICTURES ON HIS HDD FFS and a 3 year old step brother.

 

[Dapsen]

i have 6 siblings as a result of my mum and dad being divorced and both married again - let me explain.

my mum and my dad have 1 child together: me
my mum and my stepdad have 2 children: a boy and a girl (twins age 4).
as well as my stepdad has 3 children from before he met my mum: two boys and a girl ages 25(oldest son), 19(youngest son thats not with my mum) and 17(oldest daughter).
my dad and my stepmum have a girl at age 2 and another one coming in may.

that concludes my 6 and soon 7 siblings - none of them 100% my blood, and some not even related to me. though i still think of them all as 100% family.

now as to how well i get along with them - just fine, thanks.
except for the 4 year old twins who seem to be brain damaged in some way (i mean i still love them, but they're thick as pigshit and immensely annoying)

 

[jjofearth]

One brother, seven years older, nice but teasing.
One half-brother (but everyone acts like he's a brother brother anyway, possibly because no-one ever speaks of First Husband), fourteen years older. I am 12.

 

[Jharry5]

I have a younger brother. He's eight years younger than me, but we get on really well. We'll game together, watch films... its surprising how similiar our tastes are.

 

[Erana]

My sister is a fun, kind, intellectual, sociable and beautiful scientist who can cook, games and who will have her PhD from ivy league by 24.

I am in perpetual awe of how amazing she is, and feel blessed that I could ever have such a person as my sister.

 

[EuanMack]

Older brother and sister... sisters alright and i live with my brother and we get on great.... although only that we're older now

 

[JemJar]

I have an older brother, he isn't called Jamjar.

He's three years older and growing up we never really got on, our tastes were that bit too far apart (i.e. he had none and just pretended that everything I liked wasn't super cool just to annoy me) and he bullied me quite a bit. He was a very competitive child and he's still a very competitive man and whilst he's no longer an especially bad loser he still hates losing, even at a silly party game.

Throughout teenage years we basically avoided each other and made cruel remarks at each others' expense. He left for uni and we ended up seeing almost nothing of each other for about five years, until I was midway through my own degree.

Nothing specific happened but he seems to have sort of mellowed out and maybe I'm now old enough that the age gap between us doesn't seem as big. We are quite different people but we've learned to get on really well and it's quite nice to have my brother in my life again. We get to argue over music and movies but we're able to have a pretty good chat. I don't want to get mushy or anything but it's actually really great.

 

[LaffmanAKAJPLaffo]

I'm an only child. Can I start doing my happy dance now?

 

[Wintermoot]

A little sister who watc h Nickelelodean and Disney channel all day wich is realy anoying

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I'm the older brother in the family. I'm 3 years ahead of my brother, who's just going into his "I'm too cool for books" phase (you know what I'm talking about). We get along fine, but I never forget my one true responsibility as an older brother: bothering the crap out the kid.

 

[silver wolf009]

i have a younger sister who isnt partial to be near me but shes okay for the most part.

 

[Andalusa]

I have an older brother and a younger sister. I get on quite well with my brother, not so much with my sister.