Silent Hill Nurses Inspire Terrifying Cake

[Logan Westbrook]

I wish that cake was a lie

Ha! I very nearly stuck that line in the article.

 

[Roone]

In Societ Russia, cake eats you!

But srsly, awesome thing

 

[Impluse_101]

*Sniper Accent* I'll be Honest with ya.

That cake...do not want.
Kill it with lots and lots of fire.

There's dessert...and then there's presentation of said dessert....

 

[Techno Destructo]

Hell, Duke would still hit it! LOL

 

[Genixma]

Cake.
Cake.
Wanna eat the cake.
Cake. C-C-C-C-c-c-cC-C-Cake
CAKE! Spell it. C. A...AKE! CAKE!

Anyway...-backs away slowly-

 

[Mirror Cage]

Made of red velvet cake, right?

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Huh, I wouldn't mind eating that, though I would rather have a figurine of that, one of those I can place on a shelf and such. Dunno why.

 

[Roganzar]

*Rocking back and forth*
Can't sleep. Cake will eat me.
Can't sleep. Cake will eat me.
Can't sleep. Cake will eat me.
Can't sleep. Cake will eat me.
Can't sleep. Cake will eat me.
Can't sleep. Cake will eat me.
Can't sleep. Cake will eat me.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I don't know how I feel about eating that cake when it's looking at me....it's just creepy.

*Sniper Accent* I'll be Honest with ya.

That cake...do not want.
Kill it with lots and lots of fire.

There's dessert...and then there's presentation of said dessert....

So if you burn it do you have to step on it so it won't get back up again?

 

[MrGFunk]

it would be very awkward taking a knife to that thing.

You have to cut it with a chainsaw... on the second playthrough

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Well. That's one of those things I couldn't eat without feeling weird.

 

[brunothepig]

That cake is awesome, I would love to get one of those.

I never thought that i would ever say this but.....that cake is scary

I never even thought I'd never think I'd say that. I never, ever thought about the phrase "that cake is scary" before now. But yeah, that cake is scary.
On a sidenote, if I can't get the money together to go see Alice Cooper when he comes to Perth late this year, I will cry.

I dont care if you have to sell your grandmothers soul to get the money if he is coming near your town you have to go see him. Oh and by near I mean anywhere within a three or four hour drive.

Dude is coming to where I live along with Van Halen, Devin Townsend, Unearth, Whitechapel, Every Time I Die and fucking Steel Panther. Trust me, if I miss this, I am going to break the fuck down.

 

[brunothepig]

Dude is coming to where I live along with Van Halen, Devin Townsend, Unearth, Whitechapel, Every Time I Die and fucking Steel Panther. Trust me, if I miss this, I am going to break the fuck down.

Well then I wish you good luck on that upcoming bank robbery.

Oh I wouldn't do that. Banks are far too well guarded, and I only need a bit of money. I suppose I could swipe some students bags from Uni, but they're unlikely to have any more money than me...

 

[Susan Arendt]

Gorgeous, but the problem with cakes that look this stunning is that they're typically covered in fondant, which isn't all that tasty.

 

[airrazor7]

it would be very awkward taking a knife to that thing.

yeah, a pipe would be better. A gun would be even better but you know how bullets can be so scarce in situations like these.

 

[infohippie]

I wish that cake was a lie

And I thought that meme couldn't ever be funny again. I was wrong.

 

[zombiesinc]

This is the first and likely only instance for me where a cake looks too good to eat.

 

[Nouw]

I guess you could say that this is the taste of fear.

So, does anyone want a piece of breast?

I'd like a small nibble thanks.