Silliest Chain Letters

[NotAPie]

Well, I was sitting here watching TV hoping to go to sleep, my phone vibrates and I see a goddamn dead woman on the screen of my phone.
Unable to sleep now that I can't get the image out of my head I just decided to make a thread.

Silliest one I've heard is about some clown statue or something I don't remember but I think if you've read any of the youtube comments you'll find it.
Your turn.

 

[Desert Warrior]

I cant rember many but theres some like
"You will get kissed by your Crush on the next day but you wont if you dont comment on the next three videos"
Like i said i cant rember many but thats my turn

 

[MasterSqueak]

"u will get layd tomoro if u post tis on 5 vids, but if u dont u wont"

I really saw one that said this. It made me lulz.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"You will be killed by some super phychic being that died a while ago because some bored guy on the internet about 5 months back said so.

Repost this 5 times if you don't want to die."

-_-

 

[AvsJoe]

You will be raped by a wild goat if you don't send this to...

No seriously, I got one that said that. I busted a gut laughing.

 

[revolverwolf]

Oh darn it. If I'd known this thread was here I wouldn't have deleted that one I just got sent.

The basic gist is that two parents go out for a meal and the babysitter ends up finding a clown statue in the babies room. But it's not a statue. It's a murderer![/shocking_revelation]

So then it says "Send this to 5 other people or else he'll come for you!"

And that's when you delete it and slap the person who sent it to you.

 

[SteakHeart]

Any chain comment on youtube. I wish I could reach through my screen and strangle the people who send those.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

did i like know you retard every to send message this read to trying time ass sweet your took you since. now read it backwards.

 

[Ren3004]

"u will get layd tomoro if u post tis on 5 vids, but if u dont u wont"

I really saw one that said this. It made me lulz.

I cant rember many but theres some like
"You will get kissed by your Crush on the next day but you wont if you dont comment on the next three videos"
Like i said i cant rember many but thats my turn

This. 1000 times this. Extra annoying points if the poster tries to explain with "tomorrow is my prom night" or "I don't want my mother to get brutally murdered" Guess what, I never posted one of these comments and my mother is still very much alive.

Hey, is that my phone ringing? I wonder who'd call me at this hour...

 

[Desert Warrior]

"u will get layd tomoro if u post tis on 5 vids, but if u dont u wont"

I really saw one that said this. It made me lulz.

I cant rember many but theres some like
"You will get kissed by your Crush on the next day but you wont if you dont comment on the next three videos"
Like i said i cant rember many but thats my turn

This. 1000 times this. Extra annoying points if the poster tries to explain with "tomorrow is my prom night" or "I don't want my mother to get brutally murdered" Guess what, I never posted one of these comments and my mother is still very much alive.

Hey, is that my phone ringing? I wonder who'd call me at this hour...

"Yeah hello i'd liked to Order two large pizzas one Peperoni and one with the Lot also can i have some Garlic Bread and a Drink..Oh Also do you Deliver to Wolf Creek Crater in Westren Australia?"

 

[Stoic raptor]

did i like know you retard every to send message this read to trying time ass sweet your took you since. now read it backwards.

This is the only one I like.