How about this:
An FPS about a 7 foot tall man with the head of a dog who teams up with Gordon Freeman, Joan of Arc, Richard Nixon (who has miniguns for arms) and Edmund Kemper to steal nuclear weapons from the International Alliance of Terrible Comedians who are working in conjunction with some guy who hits people with brass spoons. After they steal the weapons, they declare themselves an independent nation called "Idfiayebsefe" (pronounced: id-FI-aye-bese-fuh).
This move pisses off the USA, Canada, Bulgaria, Zambia, Argentina, Monaco, Japan and Mexico and they all declare war on them. You then have to infiltrate a secret dog factory to steal evidence that this is all a dream and then you wake up in the beginning of the game and you start all over. The game keeps doing this infinitely.
P.S. I will give 100,000,000,000,000 "Internets" to anyone who can show me what the box art to this game would look like.