Similarities

[Agent Larkin]

I was working as a polling clerk yesterday during the election over here in Ireland. During one of the lulls in people coming in I was reading a book by Jeremy Clarkson and I realised something. Jeremy Clarkson and Yahtzee are very similar in their approach to reveiws I mean really similar.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Clarkson doesn't swear as much or refer to triple cunted hookers.

They also speak very differently.
Yahztzeespeaksveryquicklyindeedandit'shardtogetusedtohowfasthecantalk.
Clarkson, on the other hand, talks................like this.


But yea, I see what you mean.

 

[Rascarin]

Well, I've only really seen Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear, and he doesn't remind me of Yahtzee.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I ment his written reviews of cars and other things not on TV were he has to be restrained.

 

[Mockingjay]

Clarkson doesn't swear as much or refer to triple cunted hookers.

They also speak very differently.
Yahztzeespeaksveryquicklyindeedandit'shardtogetusedtohowfasthecantalk.
Clarkson, on the other hand, talks................like this.


But yea, I see what you mean.

Clarkson would if he didn't work for the BBC. I mean, they don't even show boobs.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Clarkson doesn't swear as much or refer to triple cunted hookers.

They also speak very differently.
Yahztzeespeaksveryquicklyindeedandit'shardtogetusedtohowfasthecantalk.
Clarkson, on the other hand, talks................like this.


But yea, I see what you mean.

Clarkson would if he didn't work for the BBC. I mean, they don't even show boobs.

I'm pretty sure they've shown boobs before now. I would know, I always have my eyes peeled.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Clarkson doesn't swear as much or refer to triple cunted hookers.

They also speak very differently.
Yahztzeespeaksveryquicklyindeedandit'shardtogetusedtohowfasthecantalk.
Clarkson, on the other hand, talks................like this.


But yea, I see what you mean.

Clarkson would if he didn't work for the BBC. I mean, they don't even show boobs.

How dare they not show boobs! Evil BBC.

 

[Mockingjay]

Clarkson doesn't swear as much or refer to triple cunted hookers.

They also speak very differently.
Yahztzeespeaksveryquicklyindeedandit'shardtogetusedtohowfasthecantalk.
Clarkson, on the other hand, talks................like this.


But yea, I see what you mean.

Clarkson would if he didn't work for the BBC. I mean, they don't even show boobs.

I'm pretty sure they've shown boobs before now. I would know, I always have my eyes peeled.

Yeah in programs such as 'How to Look Good Naked'. Other nudity is implied. They barely even swear on the BBC, as not to offend viewers of a more 'sensitive nature'.

 

[Nickolai77]

Well they both in the same "humour genre" (i dont know what this genre of comedy is called), but it is characterised by an imaginative use of similes. Blackadder and Douglas Adams's novels could also be considered to in this type of Humour Genre as well. Although Blackadder is leaning towards the darker/skepic humour genre.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Clarkson doesn't swear as much or refer to triple cunted hookers.

They also speak very differently.
Yahztzeespeaksveryquicklyindeedandit'shardtogetusedtohowfasthecantalk.
Clarkson, on the other hand, talks................like this.


But yea, I see what you mean.

This car is like a... Triple cunted hooker.

And Yahtzee doesn't go "POOOOWEEER!"

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Clarkson doesn't swear as much or refer to triple cunted hookers.

They also speak very differently.
Yahztzeespeaksveryquicklyindeedandit'shardtogetusedtohowfasthecantalk.
Clarkson, on the other hand, talks................like this.


But yea, I see what you mean.

Clarkson would if he didn't work for the BBC. I mean, they don't even show boobs.

I'm pretty sure they've shown boobs before now. I would know, I always have my eyes peeled.

Yeah in programs such as 'How to Look Good Naked'. Other nudity is implied. They barely even swear on the BBC, as not to offend viewers of a more 'sensitive nature'.

No, they don't even show us boobs on "How to Look Good Naked". I complained.

 

[Mockingjay]

Clarkson doesn't swear as much or refer to triple cunted hookers.

They also speak very differently.
Yahztzeespeaksveryquicklyindeedandit'shardtogetusedtohowfasthecantalk.
Clarkson, on the other hand, talks................like this.


But yea, I see what you mean.

Clarkson would if he didn't work for the BBC. I mean, they don't even show boobs.

I'm pretty sure they've shown boobs before now. I would know, I always have my eyes peeled.

Yeah in programs such as 'How to Look Good Naked'. Other nudity is implied. They barely even swear on the BBC, as not to offend viewers of a more 'sensitive nature'.

No, they don't even show us boobs on "How to Look Good Naked". I complained.

They should rename it: 'How to Look Good With BBC Censorship'

it'd be a hit.