Simple Corrupt a Wish! :D

[cheese_wizington]

Very Simple: One poster posts his wish about something. The next poster corrupts the wish. i.e.

I wish there was world peace. Ok, but everyone is dead.

The poster that corrupts the wish then wishes something themselves; which is then corrupted by the next poster so on and so on. So I will start.

I wish that there was no such thing as the Disney Channel.

 

[Earthbound]

There's no Disney Channel. Instead, you get the massively popular MTV Reality Dating Celebrity Channel.

I wish that my keyboard had no vowel buttons.

 

[sky14kemea]

ok, but its got no consonants either

i wish there was good TV on after midnight

 

[Cargando]

There is. It's only 'good' to people with a blank screen fetish.

I wish the media wasn't so corrupt.

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

Okay, but Stephen Colbert goes too.

I wish I had some cool glasses.

 

[Kingsman]

You get some, but they're so heavily shaded that you can't see out of them.

I wish I could make perfectly accurate guesses.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Granted, but everyone ignores you.

I wish the search bar here was better.

 

[ArcWinter]

It works like a charm, but nobody uses it.


I wish I was immortal.

 

[RavingPenguin]

You are but you're a bed ridden hospital patient.

I wish I had a panda.

 

[Kingsman]

You get one, but it gets homesick one day, leaves home, never writes, never calls.

I wish I could make portals with my mind.

 

[Berethond]

You are also dead.

I wish people would use the search button.

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

They do, but post anyway to annoy the search button police.

I wish I had the Mad Max movies on DVD...

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

You are, but the mods banned your Nazi static tush.

I wish I could make Pluto a planet again...

 

[Shapsters]

You are also dead.

I wish people would use the search button.

I see what you did there!

I wish people wouldn't make repeat games over and over.

 

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