Simple wish you have right now.

[crazy_egyptian]

A companion cube. Because I imagine it would be cuddly.

Yep.

... I'll get my coat now.

 

[Soviet Steve]

I wish I had infinite wealth.

Barring that, I wish I would never have another cold. >:l

 

[Jinjiro]

I wish that I could feel 'musical goosebumps' at will. You know what I'm talking about

 

[Bigsmith]

I wish I could be with ma girlfriend... long distance relations ships aren't fun.

 

[WaReloaded]

I want another Cardigan.

 

[similar.squirrel]

To get a place on University College Cork's Environmental and Earth System Science course and go on to earn a PhD in biogeophysics or evolutionary ecology.

 

[Quazimofo]

... To be with her. I'm sorry if that sounds extremely corny.

yeah, me as well. with a close second being not having to take british literature class. god this stuff we have to read is dry

 

[Quazimofo]

For me...the ability to make a video game without even trying, for all to see. No more will my ideas be only dreams! MWAHAHAHAA

yeah i would like this too quite alot

 

[SkyeNeko]

to um... get straight A's without trying!

 

[Queen Michael]

To spend the rest of my life doing stuff with my friends.

 

[Spawny0908]

For my student loans to be paid off and to be unable to go into debt.

 

[Tonimata]

Mass murder in my uni class. Just because they're a bunch of stuck up knobs that take for granted that I'm going to be sharing my notes and helping their retarded asses to save their careers which cost 7000 ? a year without expecting anything in return.

 

[ZeroAE]

For the person I love to love me back.
But one can only dream.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Copy of Super Mario Galaxy (the first one) that, if it isn't free, at least costs something reasonable. And no, $63 is not reasonable.

 

[Withall]

While the idea of "free underwear" would be awesome, right now I'd like someone to hand me a wallet with few hundred dollar bills, and say "it's cool- enjoy". Just once would be enough, and it'd cheer my up like nothing else right now.

 

[Yomandude]

My wish would be to get terminal cancer.
Then, when the Make-a-Wish people show up, I'll wish for two more wishes, and then I'd wish for my cancer to be cured.
NEVERENDINGLOOPMUHAHAHAHAHAH
But honestly, I would just want to meet [a href=http://www.youtube.com/user/boburnham]Bo Burnham.[/a] He is just such an amazing guy, and it'd be a great experience to get to know him I reckon.
EDIT
I suppose it should be mentioned that I actually used by actual [a href=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun]Jamaica-wish[/a] to meet up with the awesome (actual) folks at [a href=www.roosterteeth.com]RTHQ in the Greater Austin area.[/a]

 

[BENZOOKA]

Oh zombiejoe. You make ever so many threads! They're not bad usually. Just saying.

I need, um, a hot bath! That would be fucking brilliant!

Not bad usually...

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!?!?

lol

Just messing with your zombie head

 

[LakuNoce]

I wish a friend of mine would come to his senses. He stole something at a private party. He was drunk but now that he's sober he should give it back and say he's sorry. But he doesn't.
So I basically wish for not having to end our friendship.

 

[Sebenko]

Get laid.

What? Yeah, I'm in a relationship, but there's still stuff I want to try.

 

[The Code]

To move away from this cactus-lined pit called Arizona and move somewhere nicer, someplace with trees that have leaves instead of thorns and the natural wildlife isn't so damn deadly. Scorpions, Gila monsters, snakes of any size and color... I'd take a Creosote bush with me so that rain still smells right, though.