Simply red standing by

[fullbleed]

Red Square standing by.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Red grape, standing by!

 

[PrototypeC]

Red Skull standing by, copy?

 

[tahrey]

Ready Salted Crisps, standing by.

The bag is red. They're Re(a)d-y salted. OMG. I only just realised ;

Red Team standing by (Red Team from Red vs Blue)

Donut: Light-ish red standing by!

Cartman: Red Rocket standing by!

Metalhead: Skind-red standing by!

Spectrum control: Captain Scarlet standing by!
Thread God: That didn't have the word "red" in it anywhere
Spectrum control: What? Oh ... er... Spectrum is RED, repeat Spectrum is RED - standing by for action!

Tom Cruise: Red Light - Green Light standing by!

1950s 3D movie freak: Red & Blue glasses standing by!

Hipster barista: Rooibos Red Bush Tea standing by the stove for a few minutes while it steeps!

RAF display team: Red Arrows standing by!

Orc Waaaarghboi: Red Wunz Go Fasta standin' by! MORE DAKKA!

Midlands new-town resident: Redditch standing by!

Old-watercooled-VW enthusiast: Tornado... LightishRedYouSayItsPinkAndI'llKillYou Polo standing by!

Minecraft electronic engineer: Redstone dust standing by!

Scarlet, lesser god of the void: Lots of little superdeformed cavemen in red loincloths standing by, to crush your pathetic yellow/green/blue army.

Twister hating partygoer: OK ... the spinner says right foot on Red ... I just know this is going to end with someone standing by me with their crotch altogether too close to my face...

Burger van cook: There's a bottle of red sauce standing by the end of the counter if you need it, mate.

Mr Slate: Is that Fred Flintstone impatiently standing by the punching-out clock at 4.58pm AGAIN?

... I could go on all night. Somebody stop me.

 

[TimeLord]

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Nothing to do with your post but I am loving the new avatar

OT: Red Alert 3 standing by!

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Retired; Extremely Dangerous standing by.

Too obscure?

 

[wolf thing]

red racer rife standing by

 

[Sporky111]

(I think this is better suited to Forum Games)

Red Team, standing by.

 

[Vykrel]

Red (starring Bruce Willis) standing by

 

[tahrey]

Foree electronics trainee: Shaun ... you've got Red on you... *obnoxious ringtone* alright Dave! Yeah mate, I'm at work... you're where? Sorted! Look across the road, do you see me standing by the window? Yeah yeah, next to the blond twat who can't keep a cap on his pen!

Oldskool games collector: Big Red Racing, standing by!

Oldskool computer collector: Ah, the trusty old C64... let's have a go... *8,1... Loading... Ready... Run! Paradroid, standing by!

Sauerkraut fan: Red cabbage standing by!

 

[Sorafrosty]

Red fox standing by.

 

[kek13]

Red wine standing by

 

[JokerCrowe]

City of Redding standing by.

 

[Subzerowings]

Red man group standing by.

 

[sabbat]

Retired; Extremely Dangerous standing by.

Too obscure?

Nope. Looking foreward to seeing it, myself.

 

[tahrey]

Red man group standing by.

Red haired, red eyed freaky kid standing by the side of the screen

This is product (Red) standing by to supposedly fight cancer

Red blood cells standing by

Redtooth pub quizzes standing by

Tyretreads standing by

Laverbred standing by

Jared standing by a pair of his old humongo-pants

Credit card standing by, at 11.9% APR

Predator standing by a line of impaled skulls

Garedd Jones standing by a vaalee isnit boyo

I'ma getten mar-red in tha mornen... ding dong tha bells'a standing by...

Pared y Cefn-hir standing by the shore of Llyn Cregennen, tidy

It is just as I fearéd ... his very spirit standing by the tomb in which he was interréd... standing by the tomb to which I sent him!
TWO HIT COMBO

..... i think it's time I went home now.

 

[sabbat]

Can't believe this hasn't been done:
Red Dwarf, standing by!

 

[Glaive_21842]

Red ranger, standing by!

 

[Sneaky llama]

Retired; Extremely Dangerous standing by.

Too obscure?

not for those who have watched the film

 

[Mr.France]

Red Beard standing by.
Red Piss standing by... Wait, red piss? OH SHIT!!!!