Sith Lord Attacks Customers in Toys "R" Us

[Reishadowen]

Blue light-sabers? I guess he's still too new to the dark-side to get red....

But seriously, "...deflected tazer-gun with his lightsaber..." this guy's the next meme, I'm calling it now. And awesome. Granted, that "Leroy Jenkins" brand of awesome, which is also incredibly stupid, but still awesome nonetheless.

 

[Pharsalus]

Props for the deflect!

 

[martyrdrebel27]

Hmph... Everybody knows that real Sith use Red lightsabers.

Also, do the police really need to use a tazer on someone who is hitting them with a plastic toy? Wrestle him down FIRST, and use the tazer if that doesn't work.

That's what I was thinking: those cops are either pussies or complete morons who thought he had real light sabers.
Either way, I imagine the cast of Big Bang Theory remaking (or are they just rebooting things now?) Falling Down:

you win infinite internets for a Falling Down clip. i love that movie. it's always reminded me of a GTA movie, except you aren't a criminal, you're just a guy fed up with the bullshit of the world. so in that respect, i guess it's closer to postal.

 

[JWAN]

Hell, Id represent him in court.

(he probably has some real issues though)

 

[godofallu]

It's one of those things that is extremely awesome as long as you're not there.

Imagine the father in the store trying to take his kids to the toy isle. That place is infuriating enough since kids always want to buy everything and you have to say no. Then suddenly a grown man starts beating you with toy lightsabers. I wouldn't be very patient for long.

Or imagine the cops who are eating lunch when suddenly they get a call that a grown man is in a toys r us beating children with dual toy lightsabers. "Do we really need to head over there?" "Ok mister put the toys down and apologize... damnit he keeps hitting me with the damn lightsabers, just taze him already i'm sick of this shit!"

 

[Yopaz]

I guess I shouldn't, but I find this hilarious. Attack with a lightsaber and actally deflecting a taser. It doesn't get any better than that. Surely he can't be mentally stable though...

 

[phantom495]

dude i would have loved to just go ape carzy with lightsabers, just not while im still in the store.