Situation. Three Objects. 5 Minutes....GO!

[FarleShadow]

Wallet. (Cash, cards, etc)
Phone. (Nokia N97 fuck yeeeaaaaa not an apple!)
Bottle of scotch. (Alcohol yeaaaaa!)

I tried to find an appropriate situation for these items and found that for everything else, it was 'And then find...' and not being arrested by the Police for carrying said items.

 

[Merkavar]

generic zombie alien moleman invasion.

I would take a rubber band
paper clip
mcguyver(he lives at my house, thats why i can get to him in 5 mins) cause he can do everything with a rubber band and paper clip, make bacon or a gun or hot wire an alien ship.