Situations

[TheIr0nMike]

The rules are simple: someone states a situation, someone else answers it, they state a situation, another answers.

I'll start

A very attractive woman comes up to you and says that she will let you do anything you want to her for the rest of the night provided that you let her gay friend (who has a sizeable dick) pound your ass both before and after you do whatever you are going to do with her.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I don't think so. Though at my age it would be illegal for me to do any of those actions, I doubt that at any point in my life I will be that desperate.