Six Word Memoirs

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

The original idea was to challenge Hemmingway to write a complete story in six words, exactly. Since then, it's been a fairly big thing in the writing circuit. So, compose a complete story in six words exactly. (Cannot be more or less, has to be six words.)

For those of you that are curious, Hemmingway's answer was
For Sale: baby shoes, never used.

So, let's get cracking. I'll start with two:
[li]Gone Gonzo, Cockney Thread? Completely unrelated.[/li]
[li]User Reviews... Where's my red pen?[/li]

 

[Berethond]

NewClassic? Vault Legend? I need glasses.

How's that working for you, NewClassic?
I did one of them. Something like that?

 

[Ultrajoe]

The ovation always precedes the applause.

 

[Anarchemitis]

The ovation always precedes the applause.

Captain Obvious exposits on what's blatant.

I eat apples core and all.

 

[Fire Daemon]

Junk food does no one favours.

This is a pretty fun game.

 

[Ultrajoe]

The ovation always precedes the applause.

Captain Obvious exposits on what's blatant.

I eat apples core and all.

Mister clever-dick needs a spanking

Sorry, couldn't resist. It was inevitable.

Faith is a poor man's confidence

 

[Berethond]

Death is inevitable, as are taxes.

Don't be scared, you'll be safe.

 

[Novajam]

Good lord. I'm pregnant! Who dunnit?

EDIT: Have some more:

Going to gaming discussion. Taking Flamesuit.

Proper reviews are bumped down prematurely.

Never got past Ravenholm. My credibility!

No-Face just wants a friend.

 

[coldfrog]

A short history of the USAs beginnings:

Puritans arrive, get taxed and rebel.

Some others:

Myriad bodies betray the rebellion's honor.

Depressed bullfighting enthusiast dies unnatural death.

Spelunker uncovers ancient drawings on holiday.

Test subject deserves cake; receives fire.

 

[Labyrinth]

For when you have everything else.

Addiction just does not cut it.

Violinist with anarchic cynicism destroys society.

"Shits and giggles" got old fast.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Proper reviews are bumped down prematurely.

Listen to this man! this... truthsayer!

 

[vid20]

The sounds of silence deafens me.

Busy in the kitchen, diners served.

I'm a vampire with lost fangs.

Christmas vs Easter, winner: Chuck Norris.

 

[JakalMc]

After death...will we be reborn?

Six word story: Beginning. Middle. End.

For everything else there is MasterCard.

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Education. What, where, why and how?

 

[JakalMc]

Education. What, where, why and how?

Education. Facts, here, because and yelling.

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Education. What, where, why and how?

Education. Facts, here, because and yelling.

My story needed a second paragraph.

Another: What on Earth? Oh, Never mind.

 

[fedpayne]

Lace pants discovered on floor. Divorce.

 

[Higurashi]

Man agitated gangsters, killed in gunfight.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

My vomit tastes like Captain Morgan.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

How about a parody of Hemmingway's?

For sale: Wire hanger, slightly bloodied.