Bandit Mages. By the Divines how much I hate Bandit Mages or their ilk. I've been doing my best to get archery up so that I can take them at a distance so I don't have to play "drink and dance" in order to down them in melee. There is something to be said about that satisfying *THUNK* when an arrow sinks into a skull and they ragdoll. I wonder if I can find a paralysis enchantment for my bow..
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Giants. Because they're assholes.
Seriously, I've been attacked by a giant for just passing by while a dragon happened to attack him.
So I have a pile of giant corpses outside the western watchtower- where you kill your first dragon- of about 5 or 6 giants right now. And a mammoth. And a dragon. With another dragon corpse close by.
Seriously, I've been attacked by a giant for just passing by while a dragon happened to attack him.
So I have a pile of giant corpses outside the western watchtower- where you kill your first dragon- of about 5 or 6 giants right now. And a mammoth. And a dragon. With another dragon corpse close by.
The ghost ladies with the freaky orbs. Holy god, do I hate them. Mostly because they tricked me, like a sap, into their trap. I was all, oooh, pretty lights! Then WHAM, ice spells everywhere.
So yeah, fuck them. I immediately attack the little lights now, drawing them out and calling them sneaky, sneaky assfaces a couple of times before burning them to death.
So yeah, fuck them. I immediately attack the little lights now, drawing them out and calling them sneaky, sneaky assfaces a couple of times before burning them to death.
There is actually a statistic for how many rabbits you killed.Miles000 said:
Also, the silver hand, hate those guys
Some mercenary attacked me with a contract from Nils the woodcutter from Solitude. I full on stalked that guy for a couple days until I knew everything he did, then came back and murdered him in his sleep.
Exactly this. I'm not sure why I hate them so much but I've gotten in the habit of shooting them down whenever I see them.RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Nazee, yes. I stalked him around the city until he returned home, I waited a certain amount of time until he had fallen asleep, and then I assassinated the shit out of him and placed his body under his own bed. I had enough of his shitNinjaRock said:
Fun fact - there's a counter for "bunnies slaughtered".DarthVella said:
OT: Dragons. Mostly for the fact that if I don't, they go around and butcher my NPCs. Also Dragon Scales, I'm working my Blacksmithing towards making Dragon Armor.
Also, you say Thalmor are out in the wilderness? I've yet to see one, the only Thalmor I've seen was the dude at the Mage's College and that dude in the city palace (can't remember where it was exactly now). If I do come across some in the wilderness that aren't essential NPCs, you can bet your arse I'll butcher the lot of them. The motherfuckers are annoying and arrogant as hell (and I'm a Dark Elf myself)
Interesting to see so much hate for the Thalmor, when did they become significantly worse than anyone else?
Oh no, they kill people who disagree with them! How incredibly uncommon in this setting!
I was kind of sad you couldn't join them, myself, because seriously.. winning side much.
OT: Bretons.
Damn smug 5 foot tall little master race who somehow managed to get through 2 whole games being enormously more powerful than the elves they're supposedly descended from. Ha.. a mere 25% magicka resistance now is it? Paybacks are hell, motherfuckers!
Oh no, they kill people who disagree with them! How incredibly uncommon in this setting!
I was kind of sad you couldn't join them, myself, because seriously.. winning side much.
OT: Bretons.
Damn smug 5 foot tall little master race who somehow managed to get through 2 whole games being enormously more powerful than the elves they're supposedly descended from. Ha.. a mere 25% magicka resistance now is it? Paybacks are hell, motherfuckers!