R.I.P Uthgerd the Unbroken.
I discovered you in an unassuming inn, "The Bannered Mare", and swiftly after defeating you in a battle of fisticuffs we grew to be firm friends. Two weeks later, we were married; having traversed Skyrim in its entirity and slain all manner of foe. But your honour proved to be your downfall. On seeing me assassinate an unarmed beggar, you realise the extent of my moral degradation...and tried to combat it with the ebony of your war axe; a glimmer of fierce determination and woeful pain amidst those auburn eyes.
You failed.
As your severed head rolled across the barren, blood stained ground, my eyes remained cold in light of this betrayal. I placed your cold body in the finest ebony armour, placed your hands firmly around the very axe with which you had attempted to take my life. I set your body down a swiftly flowing river, and watched as it plummetted down a powerful waterfall.
A fitting metaphor for a warrior without parallel.
R.I.P Stu's Horse
What comes up, must come down. You fell down, quickly. Waste of a thousand gold.