*Slap* No.

Spirultima

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Things in a game you want to slap a dev. about and just say "No".

Borderlands; exceptional game in just about every aspect, just one things gets me, dollars? Were on another freakin' world called Pandora! Can't the currency be called Pandorans or Chaosics?

Another is Treyarch for existing.

Oh and Infinity Ward, stop catering for online arses who will do nothing but camp and use the grenade launcher all day.

EDIT: Apparently I'm a troll about hating Treyarch, so if you want me to be more precise; Not one game that comes to mind when I say "Treyarch" 'cept from CoD: WaW which was bad, and I shouldn't need to be precise why that was bad, so I'll talk like a troll here. "american, LOL! american kill stupid japs, LOL! Using melee makes you less of a man LOL! Russians are super evil LOL!"

In seriousness, Story was bad, Gameplay was a direct and shameless rip off of CoD4. And if can't think of a good game, just one good game, that means they aren't a good developer in my eyes. Nazi Zombies was good, don't get me wrong, hell sometimes i might play it if im in the right mood, but something like that shouldn't save a bad game from being bad, its like calling a murderer ok because he kills, but he leaves a joke afterwards.

Now to all the people who have said "Stop blaming a dev. for making money" I CAN hate them for doing so, in that they are making it difficult for more good developers to stand forward, absorbing the money of morons so the morons have less to spend, ergo the saying "The biggest bastard wins"
 

Sir Kemper

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*Slap*

They guys who made TimeShift, for existing.

*Salp Slap*

And YOU, for makeing fun of Treyarch! Have at you good sir!
 

rokkolpo

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i hated meeting the gray fox in oblivion.

totally killed the mystery and he was just another generic retard.

so i slapped him.....with my steel hammer!
 

Ironic Pirate

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Timed mission, in anything. I... strongly desire to construct a gallows out of the bones of any developer who does that's family, then hang them with there own intestines. My OCD manifests itself in a very violent fashion.
 

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Spirultima said:
Borderlands; exceptional game in just about every aspect, just one things gets me, dollars? Were on another freakin' world called Pandora! Can't the currency be called Pandorans or Chaosics?
I doubt that that deserves a slap, and it's quite obviously an aesthetic choice, as it's not difficult to come up with new currencies (as you proved).

And mine is Peter Molyneux, for hyping up every single game with the exact same goals.
 

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Eukaryote said:
The Borderlands planet is called Pandora? Talk about ironic.

Note to Bethesda: do not make another Elder Scrolls game, you already fucked up with TESIV.
I will have to politely disagree.

OT: Really Bioware? Scanning? *slap* No.
 

WrongSprite

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Treyarch are an excellent company. Don't troll, actually give us a reason, or this'll get locked. Quick.

Probably just those irritating little things in games that seem to have no other function that annoyance.
 

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Ubisoft for all the repetitiveness in Assassins Creed. *slaps* Repetitiveness in games is a bad thing.
 

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Lucas Arts for not making another Battlefront installment for home consoles
 

PhunkyPhazon

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Sonic Team deserves several slaps by this point. Werehog? Slap. Swords? Slap. Fishing? Slap.
 

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After playing White Knight, saying no to character creation. The game isn't about your character even, it's about a kid named Leonard. In the entire opening cutscenes to the begging of the "epic journey" you character is nothing more than your character, they don't say anything, and just stand around watching, it's like, why make us design a character that's going to watch the entire story fold out? It took about 10 minutes to make and that 10 minutes would have covered the opening cut scene and to when you actually get to combat...plus I still like it over the main character!
 

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Eukaryote said:
The Borderlands planet is called Pandora? Talk about ironic.

Note to Bethesda: do not make another Elder Scrolls game, you already fucked up with TESIV.
*SLAP*
Just because they messed up isn't a reason to quit. Its a reason to make a better game.
 

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PhunkyPhazon said:
Sonic Team deserves several slaps by this point. Werehog? Slap. Swords? Slap. Fishing? Slap.
FRAWWWGY!? Slap.