*Slap* No.

[Morrowind393]

Peter Moleneux.

For being a person.

What are you talking about?
Don't you know that he is a robot made by lionhead, and later sold to Microsoft to over hype their products.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Whoever wrote the script for Two Worlds.

That *slap* is *slap* not *slap* how *slap* Shakespearean *slap* English *slap* sounds.
*slap*
*slap*
*slap*

My hand hurts now.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

*slap*
the time system in dead rising. At least put in a free play mode without your health depleteing constantly, or somthing.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Things in a game you want to slap a dev. about and just say "No".

Borderlands; exceptional game in just about every aspect, just one things gets me, dollars? Were on another freakin' world called Pandora! Can't the currency be called Pandorans or Chaosics?

Another is Treyarch for existing.

Oh and Infinity Ward, stop catering for online arses who will do nothing but camp and use the grenade launcher all day.

Aren't you tired of seeing rupees, coins, gilda, munny, crystals, points, gold, and other weird currenies? It was funny the first time I noticed it was dollars.

The Rupee is a real currency. It's India's. Just saying in case you didn't know

But that raises the further question of: WHY RUPEES, LINK? WHY?!

 

[Stranger of Sorts]

Me for thinking of questioning the beautiful people at infinity ward *slap*

Bad Jonny, insane kill streaks are a good thing....

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

*SLAP*
Capcom for making RE: Darkside Chronicles
*SLAP SLAP SLAP KICK TO THE CROTCH*

 

[Flamingpenguin]

Dead Space: Inverting the controls, then making you watch horribly gruesome cutscenes every time you failed, which was inevitable the first try and still likely the next 3 or 4. And the last boss was way too easy.

Bioshock: I loved the whole game to death, but again the last boss was waaaaay too easy.

Gears of War 2: WHEEEEEEEERES MY WIIIIIIIIIFFFE??? I'M SAD BECAUSE MY WIFE IS MISSING IMA GONNA WRECK THIS CAR DAMMIT! And also, for taking something finally new(the cover system) and making not one, but TWO game that take place in a world of brown.

 

[Rooster893]

I SHALL BE BRAVE

*slap* valve, where is episode 3?

[sup] i know it's not going to happen but at least notify us first, ok? [/sup]

 

[Prof.Wood]

Whoever decided to release a game with the point of not actually playing a sport but managing and nothing else *Slap* no sports games are already terrible (in my opinion) so jut stop *slap*

 

[TPiddy]

Things in a game you want to slap a dev. about and just say "No".

Borderlands; exceptional game in just about every aspect, just one things gets me, dollars? Were on another freakin' world called Pandora! Can't the currency be called Pandorans or Chaosics?

Ok, hold on... you want to slap the developers for calling their currency DOLLARS? By that same token why don't you slap them for making the game in ENGLISH? *Facepalm*.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I'd like to give a slap to whoever thought we needed tougher songs in Guitar Hero 3. However, the cramps in my hands keeps me of doing so.

 

[Zani]

IW for akimbo 1887s and magic bullets on laggy P2P servers.

 

[ChaosGenesis]

IW for akimbos, noobtube, heartbeat, thermal etc

I can't hate on something (Heartbeat and Thermal) as long as there is a counter perk for it (Ninja and Coldblood).
But akimbos and noobtubes..... *SLAP* *BACKHAND*

 

[1066]

Enforced or denial gameplay in any game. IE:


I have no sneak through here? But I've been killing these guys with sticks all game! *Slap!*


So... I can hurl a 300 lb eunich off the cliff, but I can't even TRY to grab the 90 lb harem girl because...? *No!*


So... neither the meteoric power of a fist belonging to a multi-ton, two storey robot, nor a hail of high-explosive machine gun fire can hope to penetrate the perfect defense of two whirling chains... but lob a small car at it... *Slap! No!*


Not to be confused with puzzle-based gameplay, of course.

 

[TPiddy]

Multiplayer achievements *slap*
Online multiplayer, but no splitscreen *slap*

Double yes!

We had 4 player split-screen back when the majority of us had 20" TV's.... now we have 60" TV's and we only get two player split-screen at best? This is just a cash grab!

 

[LordMoose]

Whoever wrote the script for Two Worlds.

That *slap* is *slap* not *slap* how *slap* Shakespearean *slap* English *slap* sounds.
*slap*
*slap*
*slap*

My hand hurts now.

Dont worry, i'll take over for you *slips on a pair of gauntlets and places a sign next to him that says 'line starts here'*

Resurrection was a massively broken spell! *slap*
Even though it was hilarious at times! *slap*

 

[Hristo Petrov]

SLAP for every escort mission
SLAP for every mission with a time limit
SLAP for every water/sewer level
SLAP for every time you put a stealth mission in a non stealth game and I fail the mission over and over cuz the AI has the magic ability to sense me even around corners
SLAP Bethesda for the fucking guards in Morrowind and Oblivion who know my every single crime no matter how far away I am or the fact that THERE ARE NO FUCKING WITNESSES LEFT TO REPORT MY CRIME

 

[JokerCrowe]

I can't believe no-one has slapped Michael Atkinson... well I'll do it then...
*MEGA SLAP* oh... I think I made his eyeballs switch places...

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

QTE's.

*EPIC SLAP!*

 

[lumpenprole]

Lucas Arts for not making another Battlefront installment for home consoles

This.