*****-SLAP!

[SpaceSpork]

A few months ago, I was working on a Social Studies project with this girl named Tara. I was making a couple perverted jokes, and before I knew it, *****-SLAPPED!
So, have you ever been *****-slapped? Details?

 

[Xan Krieger]

Told a girl I knew she had torpedos big enough to sink the bismarck. I got smacked so hard my glasses flew across the hallway at school.

 

[Dublin Solo]

The irnoy is that you were wotking on a Social Studies project when that happened...

OT: No, never happened. Then again, I'm a woman and do my best not to hang around people who deserve being *****-slapped.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Lots of times, but repeated head-trauma makes it hard to remember...

Oh, come on buddy! Let me try to restore your memory, by listing off things that may be related to the *****-slapping events.
Perverted! Sex! Jokes! Boobs! Women! Lust! Love!
That help?

 

[SpaceSpork]

Told a girl I knew she had torpedos big enough to sink the bismarck. I got smacked so hard my glasses flew across the hallway at school.

Ha!

The irnoy is that you were wotking on a Social Studies project when that happened...

I know, right?

 

[rokkolpo]

yeah but it was from a guy, who never learned how to punch someone or was flamboyantly gay.

 

[SpaceSpork]

yeah but it was from a guy, who never learned how to punch someone or was flamboyantly gay.

What were the details?

 

[Hawkeye16]

We were reinacting dragin ball z abridged. I was krillen

 

[nomadic_chad]

By ***** slapped, are you referring to being struck by the back of the hand, or are you referring to being slapped by a *****?

Yes to the second form, no to the first. In the woman's defense, my hands have a mind of their own after half a dozen drinks.

...and for some reason, i'm blanking on exactly what a pimp slap is...

 

[Souplex]

I remain safely un-bitchslapped due to my ability to woo anything with a pulse, and robots too if I really try.

 

[Sable Gear]

The irnoy is that you were wotking on a Social Studies project when that happened...

OT: No, never happened. Then again, I'm a woman and do my best not to hang around people who deserve being *****-slapped.

Thusly.

 

[Dahni]

never been *****-slapped but i have *****-slapped somebody before...

some drunken douche at my old band's gig came up to me after our set and started flirting with me. i politely said no & tried to turn away. he grabbed my bum. i introduced his left cheek to the palm of my right hand.

 

[Disaster Button]

I've been ***** slapped ***** SLAPPED.

It was when I told a guy that a girl really liked him. Said girl ***** slapped ***** SLAPPED me when she found out he didn't like her at all.

 

[Kaymish]

well this really leery guy was was coming on to me in a club some time ago so i asked him to leave me alone so i could chat up the hot guy i was talking to he wouldn't so i gave him a smack and followed it through with a back hand i probably should have waited for the guy i was talking to do something because hitting the guy gave me a sore hand and scared both of them off

 

[rokkolpo]

yeah but it was from a guy, who never learned how to punch someone or was flamboyantly gay.

What were the details?

my friend and *****-slap guy got in a fight(verbal) and when i jumped in to help my friend i got ***** slapped.
and i was like: Dude! WTF!

it didn't seem right to hit him back since he barely moved my head when he slapped me......i did it anyway.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Anyone else got *****-slapped?

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Once, and this is the ONLY time I remember ever being struck aggressively in any way (I'm a very peaceful guy, though my mouth says otherwise). Was about 7 at the time, and I was waiting in line in gym class for some odd reason. Fourth grader cut in front of me, I got a bit upset and called him stupid. He didn't take it well. He *****-slapped me, but I didn't feel anything more than a tickle and kicked him in the nuts while the whole school cheered me on--okay, I cried like a seven year old who got *****-slapped. But, anyway, that's about all. Yeah. Have A nice day everyone.

 

[Rednog]

I don't think I've ever been slapped. I've gotten punched in the nuts by the opposite sex...
The first time was in highschool a bunch of us went out to a mall and for some reason we bought a bunch of cheap plastic guns that shot these colorful plastic balls and we ran around shooting each other. Eventually we had to gather to recollect the ammo, I picked up two balls (1 black and one blue) and I turned to the girl next to me and I said "Hey look my balls are black and blue" and she put my jewels in a vice grip and said "next time you make a stupid joke like that again I'll really make them black and blue and then punched me in the jewels".

The second was as a freshman in college, my roommate was going out with a girl I really didn't like and I saw them leaning towards each other to kiss and I made a dramatic sideways leap shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"(like imagine a secret service agent jumping in front of the president to catch a bullet in the chest) and shoved him out of the way. Apparently that was supposed to be her first kiss ever and I ruined it. And she punched me in the nuts as revenge.

 

[SpaceSpork]

The second was as a freshman in college, my roommate was going out with a girl I really didn't like and I saw them leaning towards each other to kiss and I made a dramatic sideways leap shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"(like imagine a secret service agent jumping in front of the president to catch a bullet in the chest) and shoved him out of the way. Apparently that was supposed to be her first kiss ever and I ruined it. And she punched me in the nuts as revenge.

That's awesome!
I mean, nice job, dude.

 

[Deef]

Hooray for sexist jokes!
Either there is lolz all around, or you get some stuck up ***** and you get slapped.
I prefer the former.