Sleepwalking

[bryanfuel]

What is the weirdest thing you have ever done while sleepwalking or the weirdest thing you've seen someone else do while sleepwalking.
Once I slept-walked down a ladder into the kitchen and I ate a whole container of Dib(Chocolate covered icecream balls) and went back to sleep. I woke up with chocolate all over my mouth and teeth and no more dibs left XD

 

[Daveman]

I pissed in my dad's sock draw and kicked my sister out of her bed and got in it and went "back to sleep".

I also once got up, went downstairs and, again, pissed. This time it was in the corner of the study and my parents came through from the next door room to find out what I was doing.

to be fair that second one was when I was like 6... the first was a few months ago though...

edit: I'm also gonna add it's probably a genetic thing because my uncle also pisses on random things when sleepwalking. he broke my other uncles laptop doing it (he thought he was lifting the seat but he actually just opened up the macbook) and once he stayed at his bosses house and pissed on the end of his bosses bed, displaying all to his boss and bosses wife. I'm doomed.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Let's just say, stairs hurt...

 

[Airbear101]

i feel kinda weird that i dont sleepwalk...
ohh my bro stuffs pillows in the oven and my moms purse in the frig

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Well, one time I went down two flights of stairs and slept-stared at a tv displaying nothing but static.

And onetime I ate breakfast and took a shower.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I've never sleep-walked. Once I'm in, I'm in (Bow Chicka Bow Wow)...

 

[Simalacrum]

I've never slept walk before... but apparently I was shouting in my sleep once, according to one single account from my grandmother who's going deaf

 

[rhyno435]

I don't think I have ever done anything in my sleep before, although I did notice my cousin get up and move a table in his kitchen once before. He was like 8 or 9 at the time though.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Camped out in the yard once and apparently broke in my house to go to sleep next to my bed.

 

[cheese_wizington]

i feel kinda weird that i dont sleepwalk...
ohh my bro stuffs pillows in the oven and my moms purse in the frig

You got that from step brothers. You sir, are a failure.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I once made a bowl of Ramen and then ate it. I've also heard people say that I sometimes get out of bed and walk around the house, saying racial slurs and nonsense statements, such as "I already browned the meat, just put in the taco seasoning."

 

[skywalkerlion]

I've never sleep-walked. Once I'm in, I'm in (Bow Chicka Bow Wow)...

LOL.

I never sleep walk either, actually.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I wake up and pull all my bedding into a kind of nesty contraption whenever i'm stressed, and my little sister sleepwalks. She'll wander everywhere, open doors and go out and wake up the very confused dog and try to play with him, then just wander back to bed. That is but one of her various nocturnal adventures. Fun times.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I don't sleepwalk, but when someone comes near me in my sleep, or opens the door noisily or whatever, I start moaning "like the witch from L4D but deeper and without the sobbing" and flail my arms around, my girlfriend has learned that the hard way and I had the silent treatment for ages after that

 

[Hooded-hyena]

I pissed in my dad's sock draw and kicked my sister out of her bed and got in it and went "back to sleep".

I also once got up, went downstairs and, again, pissed. This time it was in the corner of the study and my parents came through from the next door room to find out what I was doing.
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Wow, I cant even inmagine that.

I once got up and made a sandwhich of nutella and mustard, and smushed in my mirror. Or another time I went to my friends house and since her house was really freaky at night I thought I was a Preadotior (SP) from Aliens or something. Needless to say she woke up to me standing over her bead shooting her with my inmaginary gun and making screaming sounds.

 

[Airbear101]

i feel kinda weird that i dont sleepwalk...
ohh my bro stuffs pillows in the oven and my moms purse in the frig

You got that from step brothers. You sir, are a failure.

I bow down to your superior intellect, you have caught me

 

[Kuchinawa212]

never slept walked. But always thought it would be fun

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I sleepwalk, and sleep talk. I've gone an entire day asleep. That includes the morning regiment, school (three tests I got straight A's on), work, and homework. I woke up at 9:00 p.m. without a clue of what went on.

 

[zohmbee]

I can -safely- say I've never...sleptwalked. I barely move in my sleep. However, I did watch my cousin go down a flight of stairs in her sleep, get up, walk back up the stairs only to trip and fall down them again, and THEN wake up.

It was hilarious.

 

[Flishiz]

One time at a hotel in Hawaii my brother pissed in his bed, went to my bed, got in, pissed in my bed, got out, went to my mom's bed, pissed in her bed, before going back to his...and pissing again. He remembers nothing.