Sleepwalking

[Smagmuck_]

One time at a hotel in Hawaii my brother pissed in his bed, went to my bed, got in, pissed in my bed, got out, went to my mom's bed, pissed in her bed, before going back to his...and pissing again. He remembers nothing.

bladder control fail, eh?

 

[kelnadine]

When I was very young, I tried to leave the house while asleep to go visit a creek near our house. I didn't know how to swim or anything so I'm glad I was caught.

While on vacation, my cousin started sleep walking. Our whole family witnessed him suddenly standing up in bed and getting into a sort of kick-boxing fight with an invisible opponent.

 

[molester jester]

I have no memory of this but apparently i once sat up told my friends to go f**k themselves as i had very important work to do and they were distracting me and then lay back down and started snoring again.

 

[Timotei]

In my Closet I like to keep a couple of my Airsoft guns. I woke up one morning to myself holding my SCAR and several magazines littering the bed.

I have no idea exactly what happened, but I do know that I was finding BBs in my bed for the next few days

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Sleepwalking is lame. All the cool kids have insomnia.

 

[Good morning blues]

I know a guy who is fighting a court case right now, claiming that when he punched out his wife, he was sleepwalking. This man is a piece of shit.

 

[TZer0]

I went to the bathroom while sleeping-walking? Apparently I had to pee.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Once I sleep walked into my parents' bedroom, had a piss in there and then went to sleep in the toilets. I don't remember but my parents told me about it the next morning.

 

[The_Healer]

I don't sleepwalk any more... But I ran into a glass door once and didn't wake up.

My friend's brother however, urinated all over their Wii while sleepwalking.

 

[Jedamethis]

I sing in my sleep, but just like when I'm awake, I'm too lazy to get out of bed

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

I don't do it, but I got a friend who's really good at it. He fell asleep once round a mate's house then we went down chippy with him still asleep, wearing no shoes, I think the people in the shop must of thought he was wasted or something.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I actually trashed my sister's room while asleep.

 

[Tron900]

I'm not making this up,

When I was 9-10, I got addicted to Lemmings....god knows why....

I must have got up in the night to go to the loo, then nodded off at the toilet.

heres the kicker.....My mum heard scratching, got up to find me, clawing and the skirting board, when asked what I was doing, I replied:

"I'm digging a hole for the Lemmings...."

I had no recollection of this in the morning...much to my families amusement!

 

[Captain Simpson IV]

My brother once found me in the bathroom trying to get into "bed"...the bath. He also swears blind that he heard me singing "Wild Wild West" in my sleepy, god damnit thats one catchy tune!

 

[Liam1390]

Here's a cool article that I found a couple of weeks ago.

http://www.cracked.com/article/145_the-7-most-insane-things-people-have-done-while-sleepwalking/

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Never sleepwalked in my life, I once rolled out of bed though.