Slenderman is out to get you...

[Rakkana]

Run, change name, live in a densely populated area, no trees, a roommate, a steel door, a gun, a passport, a jet pack, 3 copies of the bible, ninja body guards.

After that just pray to Chuck Norris and hope he can get to you in time.

 

[rokkolpo]

you could try running....



if that fails.

listen to the man, he knows how it is to be followed by mutated weird....things.

 

[Magicman10893]

What is a slenderman ?


*googling*

I ask him "What the hell is 'The Slenderman'?"

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Slender+man&l=1

 

[vanthebaron]

promise him your first born

 

[The Austin]

What is a slenderman ?


*googling*

I ask him "What the hell is 'The Slenderman'?"

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Slender+man&l=1

Hey, guess what? [http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Don%27t+even+bother+posting+if+you+are+just+going+to+be+a+smartass.]

 

[Fetzenfisch]

as i said , i was googling. from 16 September 2010 10:29 pm to now nearly 1a.m.
I loved the youtube videos.

 

[Helmet]

I'm a lumberjack so that's okay.

Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it.... Fuck it.

But you sleep all night and you work all day. He can get you while you sleep! I'm sorry. I had to. Not the exact quote, but you understand.

OT:

Get a shotgun and hide in a room with one entrance/exit. He'd still probably get me, but I'd try to take him out.

 

[Plurralbles]

I woudl find him and watch him not eat and if he does eat, he vomits. An anorexic monster... what's so scary?

 

[ElectroJosh]

Even the powers of Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel combined can't defeat Slenderman - he just slinks back into the shadows.

But seriously; I didn't know this meme was still alive - thats kinda cool because it gives me hope that someone, somewhere is just seeing goatse for the first time.

 

[SturmDolch]

Damnit I read Spiderman is out to get you and was going to respond to that when I saw other people posting weird things. In that case, I would have hid up a water spout (get it? Itsy bitsy spider went up a... Ok fine).


If Slenderman was out to get me, I'd call up spirits to protect me. Because if he's real, protective spirits must be real, right?

 

[Lyri]

I fucking bail, I get a gun and a car and drive.

 

[Grayjack]

I'd probably go to a friends house or a crowded area.

 

[Skorpyo]

Dude, what was I on and how AWESOME was that party?

To be honest, I wouldn't find someone who tosses me around and trashes my place a threat. My brothers did that.

 

[icyneesan]

I have no idea

I mean what what you do if you showed up and trashed your home?

 

[blankedboy]

Give him back his keys. He just wants his keys back, man...

Dude.

He wants 20 dollars, get your facts sraight.

Also, did anyone notice how in Marble Hornets, the colour of his tie switches between red and black in different scenes?

The explanation is obvious, he's the owner of an interdimensional washing machine.

What is a slenderman ?


*googling*

I ask him "What the hell is 'The Slenderman'?"

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Slender+man&l=1

Hey, guess what? [http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Don%27t+even+bother+posting+if+you+are+just+going+to+be+a+smartass.]

EPIC HYPOCRIT MANOUVRE!

Also, EPIC FOURTH WALL BREAKING MANOUVRE!