Slow news day

[hypothetical fact]

We all know when we see filler in the news but lets show off the best or whatever's closest, to the most pointless news in a serious publication you can get.
I'll start with: http://www.news.com.au/national/man-opens-bag-of-cheese-rings-finds-one/story-e6frfkxr-1225821651358

 

[quiet_samurai]

How can they even prove that, maybe he just ate them all and left that one for show.

 

[Insanum]

Anything in the Daily Mail or the sun.

Those two papers are good for one thing: Keeping warm.

EDIT: Anything that says they found jesus in food.

 

[sgtshock]

I love how seriously the article takes it.

"I was devastated," he said. "I put it down to the GFC - money's tight, times are hard."

I mean, he knows he's talking about a bag of cheese snacks, right?

 

[Herb sewell]

I love how seriously the article takes it.

"I was devastated," he said. "I put it down to the GFC - money's tight, times are hard."

I mean, he knows he's talking about a bag of cheese snacks, right?

I can just see some plant manager screaming at his employees that if they can't save six cheese rings the plants shutting down. Then some lone factory worker walks up puts a single in the bag and they all swear to never speak of it again.