Slowclap awards for genuine stupidity
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I dont know if anyone's ever said something of a slow clap award moment, but someone almost won a darwin award involving me.
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Actually, no, I do remember something. Kids were talking about this rather dumb girl that had the reputation for being a slut (which was she, it was rather public knowledge), when the girl in question stood up and shouted "Hey just go I blew three guys today in the bathroom, and those 15 guys last week, doesnt men I'm a slut!"
*slow clap* ooh good show madam, way to prove us wrong.
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Actually, no, I do remember something. Kids were talking about this rather dumb girl that had the reputation for being a slut (which was she, it was rather public knowledge), when the girl in question stood up and shouted "Hey just go I blew three guys today in the bathroom, and those 15 guys last week, doesnt men I'm a slut!"
*slow clap* ooh good show madam, way to prove us wrong.
Fif-... Fifteen guys last week?!emeraldrafael said:
I mean... What?
(Also, I'm quite curious about what happened with that person almost winning the darwin award.)
I was once playing some basketball outside my school with my friend and he dunked it and said "3 POINTS YEAH!" I proceeded to talk to him about it and it turns out he thought dunking it gave you 3 points -_-, but that's not all some big ass black guys overheard our conversation (idk wtf they were doing outside a school in my neighborhood, probably just looking for trouble?) and he was just plain insulted that my friend could disrespect his favorite game and be such and idiot. They decide to jump us. 2 of em start beating up my friend and I try to defend myself against a huge ass dude he starts beating the hell out of me but then I remember not to fight back so I can say he assaulted me in court if I pressed charges, but the guy just keeps beating the shit out of me so I'm like, eh what could 1 little fight do? So I punched the guy in the face and ran home. I barely got into the door when my mom saw my black eye and she got PISSED, I told her the story and she said I needed to stay away from stupid friends like that so she decided to call my god damn aunt and ask if I could live over there for a while. Later that evening she called a cab and sent me on my way to Bel-Air.
All because my friend said something retarded, I slowclapped all the way to Bel-air in my taxi.
All because my friend said something retarded, I slowclapped all the way to Bel-air in my taxi.
I told you she was a slut. Her record is 32 in a week, and thats not counting the guys she screwed (another 17 total).TriGGeR_HaPPy said:Fif-... Fifteen guys last week?!emeraldrafael said:
I mean... What?
(Also, I'm quite curious about what happened with that person almost winning the darwin award.)
As for the darwin, well, that more is just knowing me personally. But the guy was lucky to live after what he tried to do to me and the girl I was with.
Well, what people do with their body is their own business, obviously. And I'm not going to judge.emeraldrafael said:
But 32 in a week is rather incredible (in it's actual definition, i.e. "hard to believe"). Like... Yeah. Wow.
And, rightio. I won't ask anymore questions about the darwin award in your case, then.
eh, not really. Thats what, a little more then 6 a day? She can do seven a day since each is quick, so yeah. Not that I ever had to use her services, but yeah. Word gets around.TriGGeR_HaPPy said:
Oka then.
Me and my partner were outside a pub a couple of weeks ago, and a few...maybe twenty year olds approach us.
"You have boobs!"
He repeated this line about eight times before waltzing off and piling into a car, drunk, might I add.
I wouldn't doubt for a second that's all he could've mustered should he have been sober, however.
"You have boobs!"
He repeated this line about eight times before waltzing off and piling into a car, drunk, might I add.
I wouldn't doubt for a second that's all he could've mustered should he have been sober, however.
Me talking to friend: "Yea, so i went to get my fishing license yesterday. There expensive as hell."
Interrupting girl: "Wait, you need a license to own fish?"
Me: "...fail"
Interrupting girl: "Wait, you need a license to own fish?"
Me: "...fail"
Okay, so, during the second semester of my sophomore year in high school, I was sitting in an Honors Chemistry class (in a fairly academically respected school, mind you) when one of the girls in my class raises her hand and, with complete sincerity, asks, "Wait...are the noble gasses solids?"
I had never heard my class so quiet before. Even our teacher didn't have a response, before what I can only assume making a silent decision to pretend that question hadn't been asked, and went back to teaching.
I had never heard my class so quiet before. Even our teacher didn't have a response, before what I can only assume making a silent decision to pretend that question hadn't been asked, and went back to teaching.
I just find I can't really relate to the person anyway I knew what it meant at the age of 11 and understood.Mr Pantomime said:
The bible and many religions relate to the word and my entire philosophy class was quite when asked what it was.... shouldn't this be common knowledge?
Even the legend of zelda talks about it constantly.
I actually have a hard time starting conversation in RL just because they don't know what I'm talking about most of the time and most people still don't understand with explanation.
Id agree that the meaning of omnipotence should be common knowledge. Im sure that one or two people out of 100 may not know what it is, but an entire philosopy class should be able to take a crack at it. In fact, im surprised anyone taking philosophy doesnt know what it is.GrimHeaper said:
I can understand what your saying about conversations too. When youre talking to someone, its implied they know certain things. While I dont mind telling them a thing or two they might not know (as people tend to return the favour), it does annoy me when they decide they dont want to know what youre talking about, and would rather remain ignorant for the sake of convenience. To say they dont understand implies them giving it a shot.
In an IT-TEST that was set up in the most awkward way possible and by a complete twit when it comes to teaching. Most tests are written on a piece of paper and one of your instructions is to write neatly, this guy decides that the best way to write an IT test that isn't about programming or databases information is to make you write it on the computer in the same way as you would a regular paper test. One of the instructions were "please type neatly".
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