Smile!

[Sarmos]

I saw this on a few other forums and could help but fall in love with the idea. Hell, lately the news has been nothing but "The world will hit finical ruin! TOMORROW!!!" or "So many protesters dead after riot's ensued!" So I decided to bring one here.

Sooooooo,
Post's will come in three categories. THIS THREAD WILL CONSIST OF NOTHING BUT ENTRIES:

1. Encouraging REAL news stories or facts. "Researchers in Moscow have devoloped a fool proof way of curing the world of STD's. Comrades rejoice!"

2. Jokes. Traditional setup-punchline jokes. Short, quick. Either extremely good or extremely bad.

3. Pictures. Happy pictures. Hilarious pictures.

Seriously, just little bite sized things that'll bring a smile to your face.

And.... go.

 

[Crazy]

I'll start with an introduction.

Alright, a joke. So a Jew walks into a bar...

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

Things that make me smile?

Obviously...

Spoiler: Kittens

Spoiler: and puppies.

 

[Count Igor]

1: (This is my local news paper, so it's always things that only our community will like/know about)
We were named "Couple of the year" after the editor saw the pictures of the picnic/horse ride/other things I planned out for about a month in advance. I was happy about it. :3

2: (I made this one up. Yes, I know someone will have said it before, I just meant that I didn't take it from anyone else. )
What happened to the guy who got hit in the face?
Erm... Yeah. I'm still working on the punchline.

3:

Spoiler: Last one...

There. I brought all 3 to the table. ^-^

 

[Mischa87]

http://thegirlygeekblog.typepad.com/.a/6a014e5fb458c5970c014e600025e1970c-pi Bam! Always makes me happy... so cute it makes my heart hurt a little... I wish I knew how to imbed pics on here...

 

[Mojo]

http://thegirlygeekblog.typepad.com/.a/6a014e5fb458c5970c014e600025e1970c-pi Bam! Always makes me happy... so cute it makes my heart hurt a little... I wish I knew how to imbed pics on here...

use (img)www.website.com(/img) and replace the "(" with "["

Spoiler images with (spoiler)text(/spoiler)
So you get this:

Spoiler

 

[Sarmos]

This, will forever make me laugh.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Well, I've been watching these two videos a few times over now and I'm smiling...

Spoiler

 

[Sarmos]

For some reason, that last one double posted. So editing this one. for more laughs. =D

Warning! Swearing! Although funny.

Spoiler

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Alright, a joke. So a Jew walks into a bar...

I imagine the force of impact hurt him somewhat o.o!

OK, I'll do some funny pictures probably...like...nah, I'll do videos. PONY VIDEOS

 

[SilentCom]

This, will forever make me laugh.

This is hilarious beyond anything. Who does this!?


OT:

It forgot its a puppy...

 

[Lyri]

I'll start with an introduction.

Alright, a joke. So a Jew walks into a bar...

You earn cool point for that song!
I love me some Voltaire.

 

[FamoFunk]

1 - I can't tink of any happy news I've read as of late, sorry ;_;

2 - Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.

3 -

Spoiler: Long Doggy

 

[IndomitableSam]

Vimeo [http://vimeo.com/18305022]

No idea how to imbed. I just watch this now and again when I need quiet time.

 

[Sarmos]

Well, I've been watching these two videos a few times over now and I'm smiling...

Spoiler

I have no idea what the hell these are. But god dam they are bloody hilarious! Literaly!

"It was the Nazi's wasnt it?"

"No...."

 

[Lunar Templar]

ironicly
country music, i'm on this Gary Allen kick right now.
I'm weird like that

 

[Fooz]

here are some funny pictures and a video:

 

[Rooster893]

1. Sorry, no happy news happens where I live.
2. I'd tell a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. *slaps knee*
3.

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[The Artificially Prolonged]

snip

HAHAHA seems con artist is a bit of a dying trade.

Okay joke;
Men are like a pack of cards
you need a heart to love him
a diamond to marry him
a club to beat him to death with
and a spade to bury him with

 

[The Funslinger]

I'll just leave this:

Edit: Remembered a joke. Only British people will get it, though:

Before she died, Jade Goody went to the funeral of a close friend. Afterwards, people would say she was the most immaculately dressed person they'd ever seen. She didn't have a hair out of place.