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Kvaedi

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I can't smile on demand. If I try, I get this crooked/twisted horror inducing grin that would be perfectly in place on a serial killers face if I try to force myself to smile. I'm not a depressed person, I'm generally pretty happy. I just don't smile unless I'm actually happy.
 

Batou667

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...what's wrong with you people!? Everyone can smile. If I asked you to grimace on command, I bet 100% of you could do that. If I asked you to pretend to be scared, you could do that. If I asked you to pull a face like you just took a big juicy bite out of a lemon, you could do that too. So what's so damn hard about smiling?

You just do a facial impression of being happy. That's all there is to it!
 

Kreett

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I can force a smile when needed. It adds to the feeling of being dead. Thank the alicorn goddesses for ponies!
 

Smooth Operator

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Putting up a genuine grin is simple, you think of something that will make you to smile like that.
Of course you would need to find something to smile about, which I suspect is the primary underlying issue of all these shenanigans.
 

Battleaxx90

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Hey, it could be worse.

You could be Sheldon.



In a completely different note, that is my new catchphrase.
 

Miles000

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I can't fake smile at all... It looks horrible =/
Every photo of me has said horrible fake smile.
 

FamoFunk

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I don't really smile, doesn't mean I'm not happy though, as much as people tell me I am.

When I smile though, I smile, just like laughing, it end up a bit over the top...

I hate being expected to smile on que also, must people who do look like idiots in photos.
 

Zeema

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When i smile people say i look like a Serial Killer. Plus i dont really have alot to be happy about cept for when i talk to my boyfriend
 

SL33TBL1ND

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Sadly, I too, have problems with the open mouth smile. I mostly just have condescending smirks to give out.

Also, I came in here expecting a Smiledog.jpg post. Thankfully, that didn't happen.
 

The .50 Caliber Cow

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I used to be able to smile but then I took a very annoying meme to the knee.

Heh.

Well, I find it impossible to smile in pictures. I usually don't smile much at all except in the bedroom.

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Lawnmooer

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I usually smile quite a lot... Infact most of the time I'm smiling. I use a whole range of different smiles all the time to communicate my feelings to others, it seems to be quite clear (Though some people wonder why I smile so much...)

But I cannot smile for pictures... What either comes out is a smirk or the picture is taken just before I burst out laughing.
 

Dadza

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When I smile other people think that I have some devilish plan in my head or just call me ''Demon'' .
 

MisterM2402

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I don't get how people can't smile for photos XD Just think of something funny right before they take it - *usually* gets a natural smile out of me :)

I don't *like* my smile, and I don't like getting my picture taken in general, but I think it would look weirder me being all stone-faced and morose when everyone else smiles for *their* photos.
 

ShindoL Shill

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i dont have smiley-eyes.
want to see me smile?

*clickles*

i was literally told i look like the Joker today.
 

MassiveGeek

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It's more of an issue of me smiling toothily without looking like a maniac. :p

Which is next to impossible.


Yeah, lol.
 

SckizoBoy

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A Hermit's Cave
Redlin5 said:
I cannot smile on command. This simple fact has plagued me from the first school pictures to the jobs where smiling is 'encouraged'. The best I've ever done is a bit of a grin or a smirk but I can't pull off the toothy smile that everyone seems to love.

I am not a sad or mopey person. I'm usually quite happy during my daily wanderings. I just cannot smile for you. That isn't to say I don't smile at all. It tends to be an involuntary thing with me though I can't recall the last time I naturally had a toothy grin.

It bugs me as smiling is one of those universal ways of communicating. I dunno, anyone else have smiling issues?

These are my thoughts today.
Fair thoughts...

I smile with some difficulty, even though I might laugh easily enough. But a smile isn't a smile unless it is made with the eyes... call me an idiot, but someone who's genuinely happy doesn't need to smile with their mouth even though it might be easier to do so than not, but they will smile with their eyes.

Even so, you'll find that there aren't many people who cry because they've seen a particular smile... or heard a particular laugh.