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NerfedFalcon

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I was about to spoil Perfect Cherry Blossom, but there's a taboo on Touhou spoilers, so... Half Life 2 Episode 2. The rocket is launched and the Combine's portal is closed, but then the base gets raided and Alyx's dad is killed.
 

Hairbear

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I feel older than dirt to be the first to use this one, but Number 6 is Number 1.

"You are Number 6"
"Who is Number 1"
"You are Number 6"

and Agent Zoil is Paul's man on the inside.
 

RedDeadFred

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Jesus isn't real.
His wife's head is in the box.
He was pretending to be his mother.
 

kouriichi

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NameIsRobertPaulson said:
Bridget is a guy
Oh god dont remind me. I dated this girl who i commented "looked alot like Bridget", and my friend thought i was gay for almost a month.

OT:
Idra Rages.
Willy gets away.
Willy escapes.
Willy gets away.
Willy escapes.
The 3 ninjas beat an ancient clan of ninjas.
The Power Ranges use their Megazord to defeat all evil.
Dogs hate being put in little costumes.
Jack Sparrow goes insane.
E.T. phones home.
Video Games dont cause violence. Violent people cause violence.
 

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spock dies then comes back on the genesis planet, hitler dies in a theater, bruce willis was dead, also Bruce was a super hero too and Samuel L was the villain, it was all a dream
 

BishopofAges

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Raistlin sees his errors through his brother's words/experiences and decides not to kill the gods.
--- This one I really want to know about ---
Dante gets his wife back and NOBODY asks 'why is she in the clear for MAKING A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL?'
--- Why?! ---
Skull kid really just missed the four giants and in blind lonelyness wanted to reunite with them anyway possible.
Nevil Longbottom ends up kicking names and taking ass, NOT Harry Potter

I did hear a song of spoilers in which the chorus was:
Character name? -- Dead!
Name -- Dead
Name, name and name?
Dead dead motherf*cking dead!
 

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-Inazami was behind the entire plot of P4
-You die at the end of P3 to keep Erebus from reaching Nyx
-Metis is Aigis' desire to become more robotic.
-Teddie is a Shadow
-Magical girls will eventually turn in to witches
-Claire Stanfield is the Rail Tracer
-Masaomi is the leader of the yellow scarves
-Anri owns the demon sword Saika
-Mikado is the leader of the Dollars
-Sakura has been the one making the Kampfer and is an insane lesbian
-House hallucinated sex with Cuddy in season 5
-Luke is the Replica and Natalia is not actually the princess
-Estelle is a princess
-Samus is a girl
-The Bartender did it
-Trisha was Ishtar
-Menma's wish was to see Jinta cry for his mom
-Louis Cypher is actually Lucifer(shocking)
 

William Fleming

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Hazama is actually Yuuki Terumi
Saya is the Imperator
Noel is an artificially created human
Master Joker is Jun
The main characters all created the Masked Circle
The REAL Overlord Zenon's soul is in Rozalin's body
Jacknife was the real villain all along
Izanami gave Yu Narukami his Persona powers
Kanji's "possibly" gay
Knuckles was tricked by Eggman
Hashida "Daru" Itaru is Suzuhara's dad
Okabe's future double killed Karisu
Okabe's landlord is actually FB
Devil Jin can shoot lasers
Jigsaw has cancer
Desert Claw is Jaster's dad
Aizen's evil
Both Detective TRAP and HIDEOUT DOOR get cancelled
Ramona should really get some restraining orders filed against her exes
Cao Cao lost the battle of Chi Bi
Akechi Mitsuhide killed Nobunaga during the Honnoji Incident
Hitler's a bastard
A Braveheart movie could have aliens fighting tigers in it and still be more accurate than the Mel Gibson film
Golbez was being controlled by Zemus
Sonic has an intimate relationship with a human princess
Shiek is actually Zelda
Ansem is really Xehanort
Priscilla is a Yoma
Snake's old now
Dr Nefarious was originally human
Qwark is an idiot
Yuno is obsessed with Yukki
Major Mirai Nikki manga ending spoiler:
Yukki wins the survival game and becomes God, then Yuno smashes space time with a hammer (I swear I'm telling the truth!:http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mirai_nikki/v12/c059/39.html)
Rin is one of Satan's sons
That one coffin that Tobi was worried of was actually Madara
No one now knows who the fuck Tobi actually is anymore
Annie's parents are dead
Kratos kills Zeus
Ed and Al's father is immortal and from a long since gone civilisation
Mao's butler is actually a super hero
Akiyama gained his wealth from the 10 million yen blown up at the end of the first game
Alis is actually a princess
A gnome went to space
Arthas becomes the Lich King
Scott Shelby is the Origami Killer
Ancient Mayan prophecies made you kill the guy in the rest room
Ashelon is the Baron's daughter
This post is way too long
 

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NameIsRobertPaulson said:
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Destiny. Sorry, I saw the original version where you see Mu's Helmet, which they edited out for Destiny.
Hey that's cool, bro. You're missing out on arguably the better show. My only complaints with Destiny was Shinn Asuka, Core Splendor's ridiculous and ridiculously long transformation sequence, and more Disney-esque singing scenes. The character development is better and Shinn Asuka being in the show gets made up with by him getting punched in the face and made to cry. Let's also not forget that they pretty much get rid of Kira's overly emotional tantrums which in turn makes him a much more level headed person. They also for the most part ditch the Core Splendor halfway through.

It was annoying to find episode 51 subbed though... what an awful English dub.
 

Razor Z7

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Master Chief is in space.
Avery Johnson is dead.
Voldemort dies.
The guard used to be an adventurer like you! (thats for comedic purposes)
And....... Bruce Wayne is Batman! DUN DUN DUN!
 

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Let me see

Big Sis Prinny is Laharl's mother
Mao's father is dead
Gig is Vigilance
Commander Gore was resurrected and wears a tuxedo
Jenna Angel is Sera's Father and Mother
Rozalin is the original Overlord Zenon
Your PC is a World Eater
Nadia marries Cyrus
Godric is Sir Ignatius Thunderblade