Clearing MGS 3 on "Hard" with a knife, a porno mag, and some captive animals (except for the bosses of course - they got the tranq gun!).
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The year was Nineteen-Ninety-Something and I FINALLY killed the Mother Brain in Metroid on the NES!!
I beat the entire half life 1 anthology (Half life, Opposing Frce, Blue Shift) on hard using my mouse touch pad. I use that for massive street-cred, when I have to prove a point on a tough server. XD
In my Team Fortress Fun-fests, my single greatest moment was on the map Mountain Coaster . Desperate to achieve the Grey Matter achievement, I played as a sniper in the hopes of getting the badge on my name. We were attacking, and were on the last leg of the map (trying to capture the last cap point before time ran out or Red team massacred us.) While my teammates engaged on an active front, I snuck up the side of the mountain to where the cap point was. Seeing a heavy perched with predatory verve blowing the crap out of teammates, I drew my machete and proceeded to hack away at him.
He got wise pretty quick, and turned to face me. I wailed away, thinking I was going to die regardless, only to find I'd whacked him. Opening up my sniper rifle, I proceeded to pick off the entirety of the opposing team (with some assistance from a short-lived pyro and an ailing soldier soldier. Sidestepping critical rockets from opposing soldiers, I took out enough opponents to grant my teammates the capture of the second-last point. I wound up my sniper rifle again, and tried to off a few more Red guys, only find that I'd single-handedly made the winning capture and won the game for Blue. I was top of the server, dominated almost everyone, and inadvertently bought us a victory.
Guaranteed sex that night, I can tell you
In my Team Fortress Fun-fests, my single greatest moment was on the map Mountain Coaster . Desperate to achieve the Grey Matter achievement, I played as a sniper in the hopes of getting the badge on my name. We were attacking, and were on the last leg of the map (trying to capture the last cap point before time ran out or Red team massacred us.) While my teammates engaged on an active front, I snuck up the side of the mountain to where the cap point was. Seeing a heavy perched with predatory verve blowing the crap out of teammates, I drew my machete and proceeded to hack away at him.
He got wise pretty quick, and turned to face me. I wailed away, thinking I was going to die regardless, only to find I'd whacked him. Opening up my sniper rifle, I proceeded to pick off the entirety of the opposing team (with some assistance from a short-lived pyro and an ailing soldier soldier. Sidestepping critical rockets from opposing soldiers, I took out enough opponents to grant my teammates the capture of the second-last point. I wound up my sniper rifle again, and tried to off a few more Red guys, only find that I'd single-handedly made the winning capture and won the game for Blue. I was top of the server, dominated almost everyone, and inadvertently bought us a victory.
Guaranteed sex that night, I can tell you
Halo 3 CTF, guy gets a mongoose and pulls it up for a friend to ride piggyback. I pick him off, hear the words "FUCK!" in the next room (There were like 10 of us at the house that night). I then take out the driver. One shot one kill makes me a happy gamer.
Second was coD4. This guy that had been owning everyone for about 5 matches on up finally got what was coming to him. I think I killed him about 9 times (might have been 7, don't want to exaggerate). His screams of frustration over Live were priceless.
"****** got me again!"
"****** got you again!"
"STFU!"
**Headshot with a silenced M4**
"AW COME ON!"
...Now I feel like playing CoD.
Second was coD4. This guy that had been owning everyone for about 5 matches on up finally got what was coming to him. I think I killed him about 9 times (might have been 7, don't want to exaggerate). His screams of frustration over Live were priceless.
"****** got me again!"
"****** got you again!"
"STFU!"
**Headshot with a silenced M4**
"AW COME ON!"
...Now I feel like playing CoD.
There were two instances of epic playing in CoD4 with both in Overgrown. First of all my kit was 1.MP5SD 2.1911 3.claymore 4.stopping power 5.dead silence playing as the Russians.
The first to happen was when the enemy just started camping in the large two story building with the mounted machinegun. My braindead teamates figured that hitting the position from the front was the best plan. They provided the distraction as I silent sprinted around and behind their building. The first guy to see me was silenced by a MP5 burst, then I quickley knifed three snipers before they could react. Procceding out of the sniper room I was met with overwhelming forces from the halway and up the stairs. I bounced a frag off the wall that killed the men in the hallway, flashbanged the stairs, shot the man at the top while running up the stairs, turned shot another sniper and finally killed a guy on the turret.
The second instance was defending this position from counter assault. Now backed up by teamats I moved to the window where me and a fellow sniper rained death upon those who tried to move up the road towards our position. The enemy flanked us attacked on both sides, easily defeating our few defenders. While I still had time and we still controlled one side of the building I claymored the opposite door and the top of the stairs. Laying down at the top of the stairs I watched as the previously mentioned sniper ran downstairs to help defend and was promptly cut down. The first two guys where ripped to shreds by my claymore, the third and fourth recieved headshots from my MP5. Aftertwo more kills I ran around the stairs so that I would be looking at the enemy's back. I downed another two with the Claymore and a burst from the MP5. Following that the enemy just ran strait up the stairs and were easily gunned down. Now with the enemy on to my tactics and me down to the 1911 I was stuggleing to survive. I was able to kill a few more with pistol/knife combo until my team swooped in and drove the rest of. Feeling I had done enough I just goofed of the rest of the match.
The first to happen was when the enemy just started camping in the large two story building with the mounted machinegun. My braindead teamates figured that hitting the position from the front was the best plan. They provided the distraction as I silent sprinted around and behind their building. The first guy to see me was silenced by a MP5 burst, then I quickley knifed three snipers before they could react. Procceding out of the sniper room I was met with overwhelming forces from the halway and up the stairs. I bounced a frag off the wall that killed the men in the hallway, flashbanged the stairs, shot the man at the top while running up the stairs, turned shot another sniper and finally killed a guy on the turret.
The second instance was defending this position from counter assault. Now backed up by teamats I moved to the window where me and a fellow sniper rained death upon those who tried to move up the road towards our position. The enemy flanked us attacked on both sides, easily defeating our few defenders. While I still had time and we still controlled one side of the building I claymored the opposite door and the top of the stairs. Laying down at the top of the stairs I watched as the previously mentioned sniper ran downstairs to help defend and was promptly cut down. The first two guys where ripped to shreds by my claymore, the third and fourth recieved headshots from my MP5. Aftertwo more kills I ran around the stairs so that I would be looking at the enemy's back. I downed another two with the Claymore and a burst from the MP5. Following that the enemy just ran strait up the stairs and were easily gunned down. Now with the enemy on to my tactics and me down to the 1911 I was stuggleing to survive. I was able to kill a few more with pistol/knife combo until my team swooped in and drove the rest of. Feeling I had done enough I just goofed of the rest of the match.
Gears of War, 3v3 tourney with friends, final round, my team is down 5-2 in a first to 7 round match at Tyro Station. The round starts and we try and stay together, i run over to get the torque bow on our side of the tracks, while the other team is no where to be found. Both of my team mates cross the tracks and get stuck behind because the train came, what do i see but all 3 members of the other team coming from the basement and me all alone. They are already too close to attempt to torque so i switch to my shotgun and wait behind a block of some sort. The first guy begins to walk close enough and i simply pop out and blow him away, and then the boomsticks start popping. I attempt to shoot and roll while focusing on just one guy and i down one of them, with my red ring partially filled. The last guy gets in really close to me and attempts to finish the job and revive his friend, he shoots me but i somehow am not downed but have as red as you can get before the skull appears, but because he was so close i was able to pull of a melee, stun him, and end him leaving me with a curbstomp to finish the job. That sparked a comeback in the form of a 6-7 win by us.
Another time in Halo on the campaign level The Covenant on heroic when you have to take out the two scarabs. I take one Hornet and fly onto the first scarab on the right,jump of and am promptly hit with splash damage from a fuel rod gun, and i start of running to the core and blast away. Once it's finished off i jump off the side and onto the leg with brutes following me. From the leg of the scarab i jump down only to see a ghost being driving right under me, and i board it in mid fall and take it away to up the trail to the other scarab on the left. There is a hill/cliff that i used to launch the ghost onto the 2nd scarab and land perfectly into the door way on the front. I jump off the ghost and sneak around killing brutes and finish off the core and jump off thus defeating both scarabs in EPIC fashion.
Another time in Halo on the campaign level The Covenant on heroic when you have to take out the two scarabs. I take one Hornet and fly onto the first scarab on the right,jump of and am promptly hit with splash damage from a fuel rod gun, and i start of running to the core and blast away. Once it's finished off i jump off the side and onto the leg with brutes following me. From the leg of the scarab i jump down only to see a ghost being driving right under me, and i board it in mid fall and take it away to up the trail to the other scarab on the left. There is a hill/cliff that i used to launch the ghost onto the 2nd scarab and land perfectly into the door way on the front. I jump off the ghost and sneak around killing brutes and finish off the core and jump off thus defeating both scarabs in EPIC fashion.
xD I'm not sure whether to call that 'epic' or 'asshole'.teh_snakerer said:
I think my favourite 'epic' moment is me, my first EVER time playing Halo. Now, I'm not a big fan of FPS anyway... but my friend convinced me to play Halo against him, 1 on 1, on Blood Gulch.
I proceeded to maul him over for a good ten minutes.
